POLL: Favorite all-time SJ.com line

[wickedwritah]

Angola entered SportsJournalists.com lore tonight with his anal sex musings on the Random Thoughts thread.

I forget who made the grill comment. I tried to do a quick Google and it didn't come up. Wasn't it Tron?

I know I am missing some. Nominations still being accepted.

 

[BYH]

Finished on her grill was Westcoastvol.

Awesome line. Something along the line of "And she LOVED it when I finished on her grille."

 

[wickedwritah]

And BYH saves the day yet again.

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

Just about anything Mr. D. Villarreal says has me in stiches.

 

[sportschick]

FRAUD -- BYH on Peyton Manning, for years :D

 

[Cadet]

Jones' reference to Frankenberry ****, on a thread about sleep...

I like night sex, not morning sex. I prefer morning head. Then I don't have to worry about my breath being bad.

The risk, of course, is that if my ladyfriend has already had breakfast, my penis sometimes ends up smelling like Frankenberry.

 

[BYH]

FRAUD -- BYH on Peyton Manning, for years :D

I never said that. I have always been a huge fan of Peyton Manning.

 

[sportschick]

FRAUD -- BYH on Peyton Manning, for years :D

I never said that. I have always been a huge fan of Peyton Manning.

This is not the Lies thread, LOOSER!!!!!

Hahahahaha

 

[Angola!]

I had to vote for myself on the kind-of one-year anniversary of the Seahawks almost winning the Super Bowl.

 

[wickedwritah]

I never said that. I have always been a huge fan of Bill Belichick.

 

[BYH]

FRAUD -- BYH on Peyton Manning, for years :D

I never said that. I have always been a huge fan of Peyton Manning.

This is not the Lies thread, LOOSER!!!!!

Hahahahaha

Shut up!!! I have always had the utmost respect for Tony Dungy and Peyton Manning!

 

[Angola!]

Well, at least I never told how the incident ended.
















Which I will later tonight because I am Super Bowl drunk, though not quite Seahawks in the Super Bowl drunk, though close enough. (lot of commas misplaced, but i don't care.)

 

[Starman]

 

[BYH]

WINNER!!!!!!!

Starman, I beg of you, for those who haven't read it before, please repeat your Notre Dame hot dogs line. I can never remember the exact line and trying to repeat the line is a lot like telling a joke and forgetting the punchline. The originator needs to deliver it for maximum amusement.

In other news, that is a very disturbing photo.

 

[Angola!]

In other news, that is a very disturbing photo.

Agreed. This photo made me pretty ill.

 

[sportschick]

That picture is why I don't eat weiners.

 

[BYH]

That picture is why I don't eat weiners.

that sound you heard was all of SportsJournalists.com racing to have fun with the quote function.

 

[sportschick]

That picture is why I don't eat weiners.

that sound you heard was all of SportsJournalists.com racing to have fun with the quote function.

I set it up on a tee. I'm waiting to see who's got the balls to swing.

 

[BYH]

Have you seen my weiner?

 

[Football_Bat]

"I'm going to get a ****ING HAIRCUT." — Bubbler

So I guess Angola's girl doesn't have any cavities in her, uh .... cavity.

Was that the infamous "vats of dong"?