Poin Files: Substitute Edition

[Big Circus]

http://wtop.com/109/3727611/DC-substitute-teacher-faces-sex-charge

The money line:

According to a probable cause affidavit, Symone Greene was working at Options Public Charter School in Northeast D.C. on Oct. 17 when 17-year-old junior asked the teacher to perform oral sex on him seven times for the number "7" he wears on his football jersey.

 

[poindexter]

No pic. Delete thread.

I was going to post this, but without a pic, i chose to wait. This one has sooo many details.

 

[qtlaw]

Boy if that was the perp, it would blow the SJ scale totally out of whack.

 

[BDC99]

Heh-heh. Whack.

 

[HanSenSE]

Brings a new meaning to WAR, if there are Poin sabermetrics.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Good thing for her the kid wasn't a lineman.

 

[Boom_70]

The kid used an old Mickey Mantle line

 

[Batman]

More details here. I'll assume Circus missed this one, because it gets even better. It was the sub's first day at the school -- yes, all of this happened in the course of one day -- she blew him during a pep rally, and apparently needed less than 15 minutes to get him off.
I'd have figured her name was Miss Hoover, not Miss Greene.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/substitute-teacher-at-dc-charter-school-charged-with-having-sex-with-student/2014/10/22/5eae0c30-5a08-11e4-b812-38518ae74c67_story.html

 

[LongTimeListener]

Man, charter schools really are way more efficient. So much bureaucracy in the public school system, it takes months to get your **** in there.

 

[Chef2]

Good thing for her the kid wasn't a lineman.

Well done.

 

[JackReacher]

This one has HOF potential.

 

[Boom_70]

The WTOP reporter is definitely a 7 on SJ scale.

 

[cranberry]

Jesus Christ. What's with the open flouting of Poin file rules?

 

[poindexter]

Jesus Christ. What's with the open flouting of Poin file rules?

Thanks. Nobody could find a pic. I don't think anybody was intentionally trying to do harm.

 

[Batman]

I thought Whoopi Goldberg was on The View. She's got time for these shenanigans?

 

[poindexter]

I thought Whoopi Goldberg was on The View. She's got time for these shenanigans?

It wasn't "rape rape".

 

[Boom_70]

What's wrong with a sista helping a brotha in need.

 

[JackReacher]

This one has HOF potential.

Nevermind.

 

[poindexter]

lol - the Daily Mail calls it a "sex attack" - meanwhile, he is recording it and sending to as many friends as possible.

 

[Boom_70]

lol - the Daily Mail calls it a "sex attack" - meanwhile, he is recording it and sending to as many friends as possible.

He's got the multi tasking skills of Bill Clinton.