Poin Files Presents: By 'n By Hard Times Comes A Knocking at the Door

[UPChip]

Former Miss Kentucky arrested for Snapchatting topless photos to 15-year-old student

Former Miss Kentucky, Middle School Teacher Arrested for Sending Nude Photos to Student

 

[The Big Ragu]

True story. She won the talent competition, playing the fiddle.

 

[bumpy mcgee]

If there's blue grass on the field, play ball

 

[MTM]

 

[HanSenSE]

If there's blue grass on the field, play ball

Just topless per the link. So we don't know for sure about the grass.

 

[cjericho]

Looks like a scared, upset Jennifer Anniston from Office Space.

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

Just topless per the link. So we don't know for sure about the grass.

 

[swingline]

True story. She won the talent competition, playing the fiddle.

First runner up played the jug.

 

[cyclingwriter2]

Kentucky woman
If she get to know you
She going to poin you
Kentucky woman

 

[hondo]

Kentucky woman
If she get to know you
She going to poin you
Kentucky woman

I bow in your direction.
She looks like times have a bit tough since she last wore a tiara.

 

[typefitter]

Hey diddle diddle indeed.

 

[micropolitan guy]

She got tired of playin' all day down the new cut road.

But she was a fiddle-playin' fool, apparently.

 

[Just the facts ma am]

That this is a crime, much less a felony, is insane.

 

[britwrit]

Here are instructions for any woman confronted by the police in such a situation.

1. Say “My God, that little punk broke into my phone!”
2. Say “I want a lawyer.”
3. Shut up until said lawyer arrives.

Not that I'm condoning this but seriously....

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Upon seeing the photo Johnny resined up his bow and played his fiddle hard...

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Rosined.

 

[Slacker]

A-Knockin'.

 

[Chef2]

If you can touch them, they're real.

 

[Spartan Squad]

If you can touch them, they're real.

Frak that's what that is? Good Tebow I was wracking my brain

 

[Vombatus]

Frak that's what that is? Good Tebow I was wracking my brain

I thought it was Hal from 2001.