plastic surgery......down there?

[Brain of J]

So I know plastic surgery is the hip thing to do these days...

but I found this story and it made me want to cry.
Only in America.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/02/AR2007030201549_3.html

Why on earth would a woman do that?
Do people actually think...
"yeah, I'm a mother with 4 kids, I need to have someone shoot a laser at my crotch then charge me $18,000, all to make me feel better about myself."

What the hell. Although a reality show following around a "doctor" who performed those surgeries would be interesting.
How does a doctor train for that sort of thing?

 

[hondo]

A reality show like that would be useless without pictures.

 

[alleyallen]

Personally I think most cosmetic surgery is pointless, but I don't have an issue with it.

That being said ... man, how do you put this delicately?

The way it feels down there, from a man's perspective, certainly changes if the woman has had children naturally.

So if a woman and her man want her to feel, well, virginal, then I don't have a problem. Just hope it turns out to be medically safe.

 

[writing irish]

The article didn't really give me a clear idea of what the surgeries do. First they make it sound like they're making vaginas smaller or tighter, then they make it sound like they're trimming away flappy or asymmetrical labia to give baggy old pussies a more youthful, "sleek" appearance. Whatever. Sounds like BS to me. Although, if my girlfriend were a big chess afficionada, I suppose I could suprise her by having my **** sculpted to look like a chessboard bishop.

Ribbed for her pleasure.

 

[alleyallen]

The article didn't really give me a clear idea of what the surgeries do. First they make it sound like they're making vaginas smaller or tighter, then they make it sound like they're trimming away flappy or asymmetrical labia to give baggy old pussies a more youthful, "sleek" appearance. Whatever. Sounds like BS to me. Although, if my girlfriend were a big chess afficionada, I suppose I could suprise her by having my **** sculpted to look like a chessboard bishop.

Ribbed for her pleasure.

Wow. And here I was trying to be delicate.

 

[Ace]

To be honest, I don't think too many guys care a whole lot about looks down there.

 

[alleyallen]

To be honest, I don't think too many guys care a whole lot about looks down there.

Looks? Probably not.

Feel? Most definitely.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

I don't want any elective cutting going on down 'round there, laser or otherwise.

be careful, irish, one slip up and you can end up with a pawn...

 

[Ace]

To be honest, I don't think too many guys care a whole lot about looks down there.

Looks? Probably not.

Feel? Most definitely.

Yes. But the story doesn't say anything about doing the tighten up. It does say it may "repair some tissue."

Anyway, I think surgery to "tighten" would be beyond plastic surgery.

 

[21]

To be honest, I don't think too many guys care a whole lot about looks down there.

I disagree. Although they usually turn up dead in their neon yellow Corvettes--strangled with their gold chains--after stiffing the lap dance girls at the Bada Bing.

 

[Ace]

To be honest, I don't think too many guys care a whole lot about looks down there.

I disagree. Although they usually turn up dead in their neon yellow Corvettes--strangled with their gold chains--after stiffing the lap dance girls at the Bada Bing.

I will defer to your knowledge (and unsavory associates).

 

[jgmacg]

By 'down there,' did you mean Mexico?

 

[The Big Ragu]

I want to get hired as the receptionist to answer this guy's phones.

"Hello, Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of Washington. How can I help you?"

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Tastes like burning!

 

[Bob Cook]

Maybe they've read too many deragatory Fark comments referencing "meat curtains."

 

[Clever username]

To be honest, I don't think too many guys care a whole lot about looks down there.

Looks? Probably not.

Feel? Most definitely.

Smell? Trumps everything else.

 

[alleyallen]

To be honest, I don't think too many guys care a whole lot about looks down there.

Looks? Probably not.

Feel? Most definitely.

Smell? Trumps everything else.

Not sure if I agree. Taste, for me, plays a bigger role.

 

[alleyallen]

TMI?

 

[Clever username]

To be honest, I don't think too many guys care a whole lot about looks down there.

Looks? Probably not.

Feel? Most definitely.

Smell? Trumps everything else.

Not sure if I agree. Taste, for me, plays a bigger role.

They're almost one and the same. Hold your nose next time you eat something (food, I mean). You won't really taste it. You can sort of avoid tasting it, but you have to breathe. Considering what you're doing with your mouth, you're going to need your nose. You don't want your nostrils filling up with the stench of week-old fish tacos.

In my experience, the ones that taste (smell) the best are the ones that taste (smell) like absolutely nothing at all.

 

[westcoastvol]

I like sleek and symmetrical.

Meat tarps, beef curtains, tuna drapes, whatever you wanna call 'em, they don't do it for me.