plastic surgery......down there?

[Clever username]

How's that for TMI?

 

[alleyallen]

I've found that if there's no carpet on the floor, it tends to smell, well, better.

 

[writing irish]

On a more body-positive note, here are some women selling t-shirts that celebrate asymmetrical labia:

http://www.myvag.net/shop/items/labiaheartshirt/#

Safe for work in the sense that there's no nudity or vulgarity, although the web paged linked to does say "All About My Vagina" in large letters across the top...and there's a sub-hed that reads "'Labia Hearts T-Shirt.'"

So there are some folks out there who find vulvas and vaginas just fine the way they are. :)

 

[Bob Cook]

I want to get hired as the receptionist to answer this guy's phones.

"Hello, Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of Washington. How can I help you?"

"Well, I can't remember this girl's name. But I remember it rhymes with a female body part."

 

[Freelance Hack]

From the LVRI in San Antonio:

"After two children, I had serious incontinence problems. My vagina had that 'flippy-floppy' feeling. I could barely feel anything. Sex was just not the same."

 

[andyouare?]

I'm surprised female members of the SportsJournalists.com nation haven't come on here to compare and contrast the male body parts. Not an attractive bed of roses down there, either.

 

[Brain of J]

You'd think if it tightens the vagina all the pornstars would be doing it.
I could see it now....
"Trixie, we love your work, your boob job is great, but we gotta talk about the vagina. You need to get it tightened...here's a number of the guy who does em round here...Talk to Louie, he'll send you a car to go out and see him."

 

[Melodious Thunk]

Yes. But the story doesn't say anything about doing the tighten up.

Now make it mellow.

 

[alleyallen]

From the LVRI in San Antonio:

"After two children, I had serious incontinence problems. My vagina had that 'flippy-floppy' feeling. I could barely feel anything. Sex was just not the same."

:-X

 

[bigpern23]

You'd think if it tightens the vagina all the pornstars would be doing it.
I could see it now....
"Trixie, we love your work, your boob job is great, but we gotta talk about the vagina. You need to get it tightened...here's a number of the guy who does em round here...Talk to Louie, he'll send you a car to go out and see him."

There's a pornstar named Houston who used to go on Howard Stern all the time back in the day (not sure if she still does, I don't have Sirius) and she got it done. Apparently, they gave her a little nip/tuck and tightened her up. So she says.

 

[Jor El]

 

[Tom Petty]

The way it feels down there, from a man's perspective, certainly changes if the woman has had children naturally.

i fully disagree with this premise.



maybe it's all in your head (yes, pun intended).

 

[Double Down]

If Congress knew that there would one day be a blog titled "All About My Vagina" it never would have let Al Gore create the Internet.

 

[alleyallen]

The way it feels down there, from a man's perspective, certainly changes if the woman has had children naturally.

i fully disagree with this premise.



maybe it's all in your head (yes, pun intended).

You can disagree, but in my experiences, it does indeed make a difference.

 

[Ace]

If Congress knew that there would one day be a blog titled "All About My Vagina" it never would have let Al Gore create the Internet.

You are correct. They would have kept it in House.

 

[Ace]

The way it feels down there, from a man's perspective, certainly changes if the woman has had children naturally.

i fully disagree with this premise.



maybe it's all in your head (yes, pun intended).

You can disagree, but in my experiences, it does indeed make a difference.

I can send you some of my spam email. They have pill that can do the trick for you.

 

[MacDaddy]

Yes. But the story doesn't say anything about doing the tighten up.

Now make it mellow.

Nicely done.

 

[writing irish]

I'm Archie Bell of the Drells, of Houston, Texas, and we don't only sing, but we can dance just as good as we want. In Houston, we just started a new plastic surgery to fix that hotdog down a hallway feeling, and that surgery's called the Tighten Up. This is the invasive, costly surgical procedure that we tighten up with. First, we tighten up that vaginal canal. Come on now drummer, I want you to tighten it up for me now. Oh, yeah! Tighten up on that bass, now. Oh, yeah! Don't let that cervix fall in though. Tighten up on that reproductive organ now. Oh, yeah! Tighten up them big ol' flappy labia now, band. Don't need to hear no whistling when the wind blows, y'all. Perky little labes, oh yeah! Look to your left, look to your right, everybody can do it, but don't you get too tight. NOW MAKE IT MELLOW! :)

 

[Boobie Miles]

To be honest, I don't think too many guys care a whole lot about looks down there.

Looks? Probably not.

Feel? Most definitely.

Smell? Trumps everything else.

Not sure if I agree. Taste, for me, plays a bigger role.

They're almost one and the same. Hold your nose next time you eat something (food, I mean). You won't really taste it. You can sort of avoid tasting it, but you have to breathe. Considering what you're doing with your mouth, you're going to need your nose. You don't want your nostrils filling up with the stench of week-old fish tacos.

In my experience, the ones that taste (smell) the best are the ones that taste (smell) like absolutely nothing at all.

Agreed 110%.

 

[Ace]

I'm Archie Bell of the Drells, of Houston, Texas, and we don't only sing, but we can dance just as good as we want. In Houston, we just started a new plastic surgery to fix that hotdog down a hallway feeling, and that surgery's called the Tighten Up. This is the invasive, costly surgical procedure that we tighten up with. First, we tighten up that vaginal canal. Come on now drummer, I want you to tighten it up for me now. Oh, yeah! Tighten up on that bass, now. Oh, yeah! Don't let that cervix fall in though. Tighten up on that reproductive organ now. Oh, yeah! Tighten up them big ol' flappy labia now, band. Don't need to hear no whistling when the wind blows, y'all. Perky little labes, oh yeah! Look to your left, look to your right, everybody can do it, but don't you get too tight. NOW MAKE IT MELLOW! :)

Bravo. I can just hear the horns.