Over before it even started

[Idaho]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/25/people.aaroncarter.ap/index.html

18-year-old Aaron Carter breaks off his week-old engagement to former Playboy model who also happens to be his big brother's former girlfriend.

Somewhere, Hillary Duff is crying.

 

[BYH]

I thought for sure this thread would be about me.

 

[Ace]

Who among us hasn't proposed to our older brother's ex-girlfriend?

 

[shotglass]

I'm betting he did it just for the good-bye sex. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Who is Aaron Carter? ???

 

[imjustagirl2]

Hmmm...so the C-list Nick Carter (who also dated Paris) and the F-list Aaron Carter are about to star in a reality show I've never heard of.

Conveniently, the F-lister proposes onstage to a Playmate who has dated them both, then realizes he's 'not ready for marriage.'

Ooooookay. Nothing to do with free pub, right?

 

[Ace]

Aaron Carter had a nice little gig going as a sort of Nickelodeon approved rocker for the 8-to-14-year old set when he was in his teens.

Since he started shaving and dating playmates? Not so much

 

[Killick]

This thread is useless without pictures (of the jilted bride-to-be).

 

[Idaho]

He's still popular on Radio Disney. Then again, that station is still playing a remixed song by Lou Bega "Mambo No. 5" about once an hour.

 

[Freelance Hack]

He's still popular on Radio Disney. Then again, that station is still playing a remixed song by Lou Bega "Mambo No. 5" about once an hour.

And the sanitized version of 1985 by Bowling For Soup.

She wanted to take a ride on the hood of Whitesnake's car...

 

[Idaho]

what are you doing listening to that station? I have a kids 12, 6 and 4 as an excuse. 2-year-olds don't count yet.

 

[CradleRobber]

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[Trey Beamon]

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The Masturbation Squad thanks you.

 

[CradleRobber]

The following link is NSFW: http://www.beerandshots.com/kari-ann-peniche-nude.php

The Masturbation Squad thanks you.

First result on the Google Image Search. I think there are more.

 

[Ace]

The following link is NSFW: http://www.beerandshots.com/kari-ann-peniche-nude.php

The Masturbation Squad thanks you.

Yeah, and they want to shake your hand.

 

[Killick]

 

[dooley_womack1]

The Squad for Bods.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Two years from now, Kari Ann Peniche will wonder what the hell she was thinking.