Officer, give me your name, badge number and bra size

[LongTimeListener]

Female cops in Detroit provided cup size for department to size uniforms and bulletproof vests. Naturally, this information was emailed throughout the department, because why wouldn't it be?

Unfortunately, Kwame is no longer on the distribution list.

http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2013/08/female_detroit_police_officer.html

 

[Armchair_QB]

Detroit can afford new police equipment?

 

[Machine Head]

Detroit can afford new police equipment?

No.

I saw something on Charlie LeDuff's Twitter July 31:

Met some pretty bummed out cops today. The city taking 10% more from their pockets in order to buy them vests. How'd it come to this?

https://twitter.com/Charlieleduff

 

[Armchair_QB]

Christ, try a bake sale first.