Office Space alert ...

[cougargirl]

On Comedy Central right now. Did you get the memo?

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison alert!

 

[Chi City 81]

Michael ... Bolton?! Is that your real name?

 

[User 1019]

You should come over and watch Kung Fu tonight.

 

[CapeCodder]

Damn, it feels good to be a gangster...

 

[kingcreole]

Michael ... Bolton?! Is that your real name?

Why don't you just go by Mike?

 

[User 1019]

Lumbergh ****ed her.

 

[CapeCodder]

Michael ... Bolton?! Is that your real name?

Why don't you just go by Mike?

No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

 

[PCLoadLetter]

 

[dawgpounddiehard]

PC Load Letter... what the **** does that mean?!?!

 

[Breakyoself]

why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?

 

[Hank_Scorpio]

Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!

 

[kingcreole]

Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!

"Hi Peter! What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS Reports."

"Yeah, I know, Bill already talked to me about it."

"Yeah! Did you get that memo?"

 

[Huggy]

PC Load Letter... what the **** does that mean?!?!

Used that line to great laughter just the other day when our fax machine was pissing me off.

 

[bigpern23]

Hey Peter, man ... watch out for the corn hole.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Two chicks at the same time, man