Nate Dogg, RIP

[Care Bear]

I couldn't concentrate after "big furry ****ing surprise."

 

[secretariat]

Deez Nuts > Regulate

 

[YGBFKM]

I didn't remember that song.

It's the one about liking big butts.

No, I know that one. I'm pretty hip.

 

[NickMordo]

Illegal gun possession and terrorizing an ex-girlfriend seem to fit the bill for a guy who portrayed a thug in public.

But lets celebrate his life because he was a great artist and man.

For the record, I'm not a fan of the white trash lifestyle either.

Shouldn't you be browbeating a minority for "having an assured job at Gannett?"

You've made your views very clear around here since the Brandon Davies affair broke.

And the ex-girlfriend thing was dismissed. Not pleaded down. Dismissed.

One of my friends is black.

One? Having one and not zero looks more racist to me.

 

[Stitch]

Illegal gun possession and terrorizing an ex-girlfriend seem to fit the bill for a guy who portrayed a thug in public.

But lets celebrate his life because he was a great artist and man.

For the record, I'm not a fan of the white trash lifestyle either.

Shouldn't you be browbeating a minority for "having an assured job at Gannett?"

You've made your views very clear around here since the Brandon Davies affair broke.

And the ex-girlfriend thing was dismissed. Not pleaded down. Dismissed.

One of my friends is black.

One? Having one and not zero looks more racist to me.

Every racist needs a token black friend. I've thought about getting Asian and Hispanic friends, but those were tough to come by in North Dakota and Minnesota.

 

[YGBFKM]

What if he had two, but one was a midget. How would that look?

 

[zimbabwe]

What if he had two, but one was a midget. How would that look?

Like a freeze-frame from Different Strokes.

 

[Mark McGwire]

What if he had two, but one was a midget. How would that look?

Three feet nine with a 10-foot ****?

 

[YGBFKM]

Always happy to get a thread completely off the rails.

 

[Mark McGwire]

Nate would have wanted it that way.

 

[Big Circus]

Deez Nuts > Regulate

I was always more of a "The $20 Sack Pyramid" fan, myself. Or "The Doctor's Office."

Yes, may I help you?
Hello, I had a 12:00 appointment with Dr. Dre.
Well, Dr. Dre is with another patient right now. Would you like to reschedule?
Reschedule - um, it must be a mistake. I must see him. I had a 12:00 appointment.
No, it's no mistake. Look, Dr. Dre is with another patient. Either you can wait or reschedule.
Look, I understand all of that...
No, apparently you don't understand.
You know I'm a working person, and...
And I work, too.
Just where is Dr. Dre? I need to see him.
Well, open up the door and you'll see his big **** ****in' somebody!

 

[NickMordo]

What if he had two, but one was a midget. How would that look?

Three feet nine with a 10-foot ****?

Joe C?