Most awesomest names

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Went to high school with a girl by the name of Unique Surprise for her first and middle name.
Don't know why they didn't just name her Accident.

Wow ... that definitely tops the brother and sister named Sweet and Pretty that I went to school with.

 

[HandsomeHarley]

Know a brother and sister named "Freedom" and "Justice".

The most ass-kicking name, IMO:

Dalton (Hi Sxy!)

 

[zeke12]

I once knew an Asia.

Someone fetch me a bookmaker... Odds on her being a stripper?

I was just going to say... Why not just put a pole in her bedroom?

 

[Hank_Scorpio]

Coke ****

Offensive lineman for a high school team at a past paper. It was one of the largest high schools in the state, BCS conference school in the city.

 

[Monday Morning Sportswriter]

How about Espn? There are a few of them out there.

 

[imjustagirl2]

I've always been partial to Aidan.

 

[old_tony]

I think I've mentioned this here some time before on another thread, but my friend's wife teaches in the public schools here. The name of one girl in her class is pronounced Shuh THEED.

Unfortunately for the poor kid the name is spelled ****head. True story. How can parents be so ****ing clueless?

 

[Fly]

Mavric (that's the way it's spelled) Parks is a goalie for the Kitchener Rangers of the Ontario Hockey League. Very cool name.

Don't forget about OHLer Ziga Pance.

 

[amraeder]

Kid I covered in summer league ball: Sequoyah Trueblood Stonecypher.

 

[Steak Snabler]

I think I've mentioned this here some time before on another thread, but my friend's wife teaches in the public schools here. The name of one girl in her class is pronounced Shuh THEED.

Unfortunately for the poor kid the name is spelled ****head. True story. How can parents be so ****ing clueless?

Didn't believe it then and I don't believe it now ...

Does your mom work at the hospital where a set of twins named Lemongello and Orangello were born? Or where a mother named her kid after the first words she saw when he was born "Nosmo King?"

 

[old_tony]

Sorry, Steak, but my mom's retired from nursing but she didn't work in a hospital. She worked in a nursing home. Not too many births in a nursing home. After quitting nursing she worked in the school system, but it wasn't at her school but my friend's wife's school that the girl named ****head attended. I didn't believe it at first, either.

 

[Jim Tom Pinch]

Shasta Kielbasa played high school tennis in these parts.
I worked with **** Hyman

I too call urban legend on ****heed.

 

[mike311gd]

I think I've mentioned this here some time before on another thread, but my friend's wife teaches in the public schools here. The name of one girl in her class is pronounced Shuh THEED.

Unfortunately for the poor kid the name is spelled ****head. True story. How can parents be so ****ing clueless?

Didn't believe it then and I don't believe it now ...

Does your mom work at the hospital where a set of twins named Lemongello and Orangello were born? Or where a mother named her kid after the first words she saw when he was born "Nosmo King?"

I've heard the name, too. Also from a teacher. My thoughts were similar to yours, OT: Poor kid.

 

[expendable]

Every time this thread pops up, I'm reminded of Carlin's Guys named Todd:

And i'm getting really sick of guys named Todd.
It's a good ****ing name OK.
Hi whats your name?
Todd.I'm Todd. And this is Blake, and Blaire and Blaine and Brent.
Where all these goofy ****ing boys names comin' from. Taylor, Tyler, Jordan, Flynn.
These are not real names. You wanna hear a real name? Eddie. Eddie is a real name, what happened to Eddie he was hear a minute ago. Jackie and Johnny and Tommy and Bill. Danny, Larry, Johnny, and Phil. What happened?
Todd. And Cody, and Dillon, and Cameron, and Tucker.
Hi Tucker, i'm Todd. Hi Todd, i'm Tucker. **** Tucker, Tucker sucks. And **** Tuckers friend Kyle.
Thats another soft name for a boy. Kyle.
Soft names make soft people.
I'll bet you ten times out of ten, Nicky, Vinnie, and Tony would beat the **** out of Todd, Kyle, and Tucker

 

[Hank_Scorpio]

How about Espn? There are a few of them out there.

Espen Knutsen, former NHL hockey player, although he likely wasn't named after the network.

 

[StaggerLee]

**** Trickle.

 

[Bruce Leroy]

Know a guy who worked in a town in which Anita Hummer was running for city council. Had signs around town saying "Move Forward with Anita Hummer" and everything.

 

[micropolitan guy]

We had a girls named Star and Twila play basketball at the local high school back in the day.

Lots of Western geographic names these days: Dakota, Dacotah, Cheyenne, Sheyenne, Sierra, Dallas, Austin, Madison, Jackson, Denver, etc.

My son, who has a "normal" Ango-Saxon name, came home from day camp one day and said he wanted to change his name to Jamaal Scott Jr.

 

[xX OnTheEdge Xx]

I've always thought Jake was the best name ever for a guy. That just sounds manly. No way you're a ***** if your name is Jake.

 

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