Mitch's Necropalooza

[Starman]

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This just in: Bo Schembechler is still dead.

 

[BYH]

Hey Mitch, instead of writing a book, why don't you buy one. You can even support UM in the process:

 

[Football_Bat]

It was a Friday when you died. But Saturdays are when you lived.

GAAAAGGGGGGG!

 

[jgmacg]

Bo is one of the five people who'll kick your ass in heaven.

 

[Bill Horton]

Nick Saban can kick Bo's ass just by focusing on the process.

 

[Calvin Hobbes]

Wow. That's the most rancid piece of tripe I've read this month.

 

[zeke12]

That's awful.

 

[mike311gd]

That's awful.

I only made it through the first two paragraphs. I know those were bad.

 

[zeke12]

It only got worse.

 

[mike311gd]

I'll take your word for it, Zeke. Thanks for saving me from the wreckage.

 

[friend of a friend]

I made it through five graphs. Couldn't go any further.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

OK. Discuss.
a) Mitch really believes this swill. Or,
b) Mitch throws it out there, knowing that the suckers will eat it up, and is themost cynical ******* on earth.

 

[zeke12]

OK. Discuss.
a) Mitch really believes this swill. Or,
b) Mitch throws it out there, knowing that the suckers will eat it up, and is themost cynical ******* on earth.

Mitch's checking account balance answers B.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

OK. Discuss.
a) Mitch really believes this swill. Or,
b) Mitch throws it out there, knowing that the suckers will eat it up, and is themost cynical ******* on earth.

Mitch's checking account balance answers B.

Not necessarily true. I think LeHaye and Jenkins really believe in the biblical folderol that made them rivch.

 

[write then drink]

It was a Friday that you died. But Saturdays are when you lived. In football, to miss is a bad thing, miss a tackle, miss a field goal. But we miss you anyhow. And this Saturday we'll miss you more.

speaking of misses ...

 

[zeke12]

OK. Discuss.
a) Mitch really believes this swill. Or,
b) Mitch throws it out there, knowing that the suckers will eat it up, and is themost cynical ******* on earth.

Mitch's checking account balance answers B.

Not necessarily true. I think LeHaye and Jenkins really believe in the biblical folderol that made them rivch.

There is no chance he's anything other than a soulless ******* and here's why:

That isn't even pap organized under any kind of idea. It's just a string of cliches about death. There is nothing to believe in. There's no there, there.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

It was a Friday that you died. But Saturdays are when you lived. In football, to miss is a bad thing, miss a tackle, miss a field goal. But we miss you anyhow. And this Saturday we'll miss you more.

speaking of misses ...

I now officially stop arguing this point with zeke.
NOBODY'S dumb enough to write that stuff.

 

[zeke12]

Victory is Mine!

I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land!

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

He's drinking from the keg of glory and we are to bring him the finest muffins and bagels in all the land.

 

[zeke12]

Dear Muffin:

You died on a Friday, but you lived for Saturday mornings.

In breakfast pastry, it's bad to miss. Miss a muffin top, miss the lox on a bagel.

But I miss you just the same.

Zeke