"Meet your relationship's new best friend"

[2muchcoffeeman]

http://www.blowguard.com/

It's a football-like mouthguard for ... well, you figure it out.



Most likely NSFW. Possibly also NSFM1.


1Not safe for marriage.

 

[PeteyPirate]

Baseball?

 

[sportschick]

And it was designed by a dentist, a dentist! That makes it more awesome.

 

[bigpern23]

Wouldn't the lady friend be a bit insulted when you told her stick that thing in her mouth before you ... you know ... stick your thing in her mouth?

 

[Jay Sherman]

Wait, I don't get it...

 

[crazedchipmunk]

just out of curiosity, how do you guys find this stuff?

 

[User 1019]

We like blowjobs. Duh!

 

[luckyducky]

Wow. Just ... wow.

I wonder if they're cooking up an SportsJournalists.com group discount as suddenly they sell them to every other guy (and probably a few gals) on this site. Someone should ask.

 

[pallister]

Gotta love the "Take the job ..." slogan.

 

[mike311gd]

I like how it's "easy to clean."

 

[Flash]

So you guys don't like the teeth, eh?

 

[HejiraHenry]

I question the thesis of the anecdote that started the whole thing. Something tells me the woman's boyfriend wouldn't have minded in the least that she worse dentures after getting the first BJ without them.

She should have written to the Playboy Advisor instead of talking to her dentist.

 

[mike311gd]

I have nightmares every so often, and all I can remember saying is, "Watch the teeth."

 

[crazedchipmunk]

hey using teeth gently isn't all that bad. one just needs to know how to do it properly.

 

[GB-Hack]

Wait, I don't get it...

No. You probably don't.

 

[mike311gd]

hey using teeth gently isn't all that bad. one just needs to know how to do it properly.

It's the surprise that used to get me. And the look of "That hurts?" always made me think.

 

[crazedchipmunk]

that's why it pays to know what one is doing

 

[mike311gd]

Well, we learned together.

God, I can see it like yesterday.

 

[crazedchipmunk]

i bet you could. let's just say i wouldn't need this device

 

[mike311gd]

Oh, you and Granny. ...