Maxim's Top 5 "unsexiest" women

[Pete Incaviglia]

I'd add Sarah Silverman to that list as well. She's the answer to what would John Elway look like if he were a woman.

Agreed. But the fact she is not funny makes her even uglier to me.

 

[SlickWillie71]

If you're over 25 and read Maxim, then it's time to step away and assess your life. Graduate to Esquire, GQ or some other mag that doesn't have some half-nude woman from MTV or some low-rated CW show on its cover.

 

[Pete Incaviglia]

If you're over 25 and read Maxim, then it's time to step away and assess your life. Graduate to Esquire, GQ or some other mag that doesn't have some half-nude woman from MTV or some low-rated CW show on its cover.

Said the guy with a half-nude woman and the words "she's got legggss......" in his avatar.

 

[Dan Rydell]

I'd add Sarah Silverman to that list as well. She's the answer to what would John Elway look like if he were a woman.

Ellen DeGeneres = Elway La Femme.

 

[Starman]

I don't have a strong opinion regarding any of the picks, but it bears noting that Maxim has one of the most consistently assholish, hateful editorial tones of any major magazine.

If a copy of Maxim survives whatever sort of cataclysm ends up destroying our civilization, a distant-future archeologist who unearthed it would discover a Rosetta Stone of what was wrong with the late 20th/early 21st centuries.

The Bible of Fratboy Nation.

 

[Monday Morning Sportswriter]

Any unsexiest women list that doesn't include Sandra Bernhard and Rosie O'Donnell is not a list.

Rosie's a woman?

 

[Stone Cane]

Hayden Panettiere - Another one I don't get. Must be the "barely legal" factor.

smoking

 

[PhilaYank36]

I don't have a strong opinion regarding any of the picks, but it bears noting that Maxim has one of the most consistently assholish, hateful editorial tones of any major magazine.

If a copy of Maxim survives whatever sort of cataclysm ends up destroying our civilization, a distant-future archeologist who unearthed it would discover a Rosetta Stone of what was wrong with the late 20th/early 21st centuries.

irish, if we should ever find ourselves in the same liquor-serving establishment, your first drink is on me.

And the second is on me.

BTW: the 9 fake athlete drinks are pretty funny. Case in point: Joe Theisman Snapple. Now with more bone marrow!

 

[hoopswriter]

OK, I give up. Who the hell is that?

And for those bringing up Roseanne, Rosie, Bernhard -- I believe Maxim was going for women who are, or at one time were, considered sexy by a sizable segment of the male population.

That's a photo of Rumer Willis, daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. One of the gossip sites calls her "Potato Head."

Oh, OK.

I feel sorry for people like her and the daughter of Christie Brinkley/Billy Joel: They have gorgeous moms, but they end up looking more like their fathers.

said offspring of Billy and Christie

 

[imjustagirl2]

said offspring of Billy and Christie

She has the eyes of a 70-year-old woman.

 

[murciélago]

You're right about her looking like dad. Goodness!

I'm no Sarah Silverman fan, but she doesn't deserve a single mention on an "unsexy" thread.

I think SJP is attractive. A foot? Really?

Toni Collette would be my nominee for the list.

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

I don't have a strong opinion regarding any of the picks, but it bears noting that Maxim has one of the most consistently assholish, hateful editorial tones of any major magazine.

If a copy of Maxim survives whatever sort of cataclysm ends up destroying our civilization, a distant-future archaeologist who unearthed it would discover a Rosetta Stone of what was wrong with the late 20th/early 21st centuries.

I love this post. Just found it, but it's my pick for Post of the Year, sleeper division. For many reasons.