Maxim's Top 5 "unsexiest" women

[EStreetJoe]

http://news.aol.com/entertainment/story/ar/_a/the-five-unsexiest-women-alive-named/20071027143809990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

and the article in Maxim:
http://www.maxim.com/Entertainment/5Britneyspears/slideshow/7318/435.aspx


There's a borderline NSFW picture of Britney Spears in the article (all depends if you think her 2007 VMA outfit is SFW or NSFW)

Their list:
5. Brittney Spears
4. Madonna
3. Sandra Oh
2. Amy Winehouse
1. Sarah Jessica Parker

Some of the reasons on the Maxim website are pretty funny.

 

[slappy4428]

Am not awake enough to look, but I know this is a D_B

 

[Highway 101]

Get some coffee Slappy.

Or maybe a Bloody Mary depending on your activities last night!

 

[BigSleeper]

First time I'm seeing this list. Can't say I disagree with it at all. Family Guy pretty much summed up SJP perfectly: "She looks like a foot."

 

[imjustagirl2]

Paging Double Down...

 

[pallister]

This thread begs for the use of the phrase "horse countenance."

 

[Songbird]

Britney Spears: not unsexy. Still pretty damn hot.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Brittney is debatable. Three years ago, definitely not. Now - taking into account all her baggage... yeah, I can see it.

I'd say Maxim nailed it... 'specially on Sandra Oh!

 

[Lone_Star_Speed]

Here's my additions:
Renee Zellweger - I'm not really sure if she just chomped into a Crybaby jawreaker or is making a "fish face."
Reese Witherspoon - Hello moon chin!
Helen Hunt - You could show a Cinemascope movie on that forehead. She kinda has man 'brows, too.
Carmen Electra - I somehow get the feeling she's had more bands inside her than Madison Square Garden.
Shakira - She looks like a cross between a merkat and a Monchichi.
Mena Suvari - The second coming of Helen Hunt. Fried egg tits doesn't help either.
Danika Patrick - I'll say it: She's not that hot.
Hayden Panettiere - Another one I don't get. Must be the "barely legal" factor.

 

[Bill Brasky]

This came up on another thread and was pretty summarily dismissed.

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/posts/1446671/

 

[mike311gd]

Here's my additions:
Renee Zellweger - I'm not really sure if she just chomped into a Crybaby jawreaker or is making a "fish face."
Reese Witherspoon - Hello moon chin!
Helen Hunt - You could show a Cinemascope movie on that forehead. She kinda has man 'brows, too.
Carmen Electra - I somehow get the feeling she's had more bands inside her than Madison Square Garden.
Shakira - She looks like a cross between a merkat and a Monchichi.
Mena Suvari - The second coming of Helen Hunt. Fried egg tits doesn't help either.
Danika Patrick - I'll say it: She's not that hot.
Hayden Panettiere - Another one I don't get. Must be the "barely legal" factor.

I agree with Hunt and Zellweger and could go either way on Suvari. I would do some dirty things to Reese Witherspoon, however.

 

[HandsomeHarley]

Any unsexiest women list that doesn't include Sandra Bernhard and Rosie O'Donnell is not a list.

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

Parker has had some horrible hairdos recently.

I saw her in a bar with Broderick about 10 years ago and she was not unattractive by any means.

 

[mike311gd]

Any unsexiest women list that doesn't include Sandra Bernhard and Rosie O'Donnell is not a list.

 

[ifilus]

 

[SlickWillie71]

I'd add Sarah Silverman to that list as well. She's the answer to what would John Elway look like if he were a woman.

 

[zeke12]

I'd add Sarah Silverman to that list as well. She's the answer to what would John Elway look like if he were a woman.

Ease back from the crack pipe, bud.

 

[mike311gd]

I'd add Sarah Silverman to that list as well. She's the answer to what would John Elway look like if he were a woman.

**** that. She is amazing. I'd consider giving Jimmy Kimmel a tug if it meant I could sleep with Sarah Silverman.

 

[imjustagirl2]

what would John Elway look like if he were a woman.

 

[zeke12]

Since it's a big pic, I'll post a link, but, suffice it to say, Sarah Silverman is hot.

http://www.ubii.freewebspace.com/images/sarah_silverman_-_standing_in_pink.jpg