Major League alert ...

[cougargirl]

On Bravo network RIGHT NOW.

"Hats ... for bats. Gracias."

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

This guy here is dead.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Cross him OFF then.

 

[hockeybeat]

Son, you may run like Mays but you hit like ****.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Want me to take him outside ... kick the sh_t out of him?

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

I thought we didn't have any high-priced talent

 

[SportsGuyBCK]

Yo bartender! Jobu needs a refill!

 

[cougargirl]

That's all we got? One ******* hit?

 

[spup1122]

You can't say ******* on the air.

 

[Omar_dont_scare]

Doesn't matter, nobody's listening anyway.

 

[kingcreole]

Ricky Vaughn? Willie Hayes ... I've never HEARD of most of them!

 

[spup1122]

Mitchell Friedman?

 

[pressmurphy]

Juuuuuust a bit outside.

 

[BigSleeper]

Ah, Jesus. I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.

 

[Guybehindtheguy]

Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

 

[spup1122]

Harris, let's not start a holy war here.

 

[Guybehindtheguy]

I wouldn't leave that rum out here with this bunch...

 

[spup1122]

Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is very bad.

 

[BigSleeper]

I'll trade you Song of Hiawatha for The Deerslayer.

 

[amraeder]

Ut-Oh Rexie, don't think that one's got the distance.