Lucky to be alive

[greenlantern]

 

[dargan]

Gold.

 

[pressmurphy]

That's gotta hurt worse than kidney stones.

 

[Football_Bat]

Now they're asking us to run dead turd photos.

 

[steveu]

God, that had to hurt. Can you imagine screaming on the toilet during that one?

 

[txsportsscribe]

thank you, lantern, for getting my day of to a rousing start. thank you, thank you, thank you.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Once you get past the antlers, it's much easier after that ...

 

[SockPuppet]

ExLax, extra strength.

 

[goalmouth]

Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Hunting the gutpile."

 

[Rhody31]

Just hope it wasn't one of those that tried to come out sideways.

 

[Shoeless Joe]

Full page ad is supposed to read "Blowout Shirt Sale" but gets printed "Blowout **** Sale"
Ad guy (whose name was Goob, so that makes it that much more funny) takes it into the publisher's office long after it's too late to get papers back.
Publisher - "(chuckles) What a bunch of idiots. Whose paper is that?"
Ad guy - "It's yours!"

 

[Oggiedoggie]

Do you think that the editor involved owned up to his mistake?

Or was this another example of passing the buck?

 

[Armchair_QB]

Do you think that the editor involved owned up to his mistake?

Or was this another example of passing the buck?

BOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[Barsuk]

I just have to say the title of this thread was played exceptionally well.

 

[Bob Slydell]

WHO DOES NO. 2 WORK FOR?!?!?!?!

You show that turd who's boss.

 

[Sxysprtswrtr]

Where's the online slideshow to accompany this story, anyhow? I hear porta-potty shots are hard to get.

 

[93Devil]

How did he have the energy to drag it out of the woods?

It's nice that they didn't stick the tounge out on the buck.

I guess this kid had the shotgun blues.

 

[fishwrapper]

Once you get past the antlers, it's much easier after that ...

How do we know the antlers were first?

 

[awriter]

God, that had to hurt. Can you imagine screaming on the toilet during that one?

I can't imagine dropping that much in one sitting, er, ****ting.