Love Thy Neighbors

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Guess the state.

http://nypost.com/2014/09/25/these-christian-swingers-like-sharing-bible-verses-sex-partners/

This group - er, uh foursome - gives wider meaning to Love Thy Neighbors.

 

[Vombatus]

My neighbor's wife used to give me beer whenever I mowed my lawn. Husband moved them away. Broke my heart.

 

[LongTimeListener]

The actual depiction of actual swingers always sucks.

 

[Iron_chet]

Swingers, like a lot of people on a nude beach, are not the type I want to see naked.

 

[Vombatus]

But milf neighbors who put out are great.

 

[Chef2]

But milf neighbors who put out are great.

^^^

 

[JakeandElwood]

I got the state right.

 

[old_tony]

Swingers, like a lot of people on a nude beach, are not the type I want to see naked.

From what I can guess, a lot of swingers swing because they figure they can't do any worse in a trade.

 

[Batman]

The hulking matchmakers have been together for seven years, according to Barcroft. They began their swinging escapades when the two met a brazen couple at Home Depot who blatantly asked them if they wanted to swing.

"Hey, honey. Wanna get nailed?"
"We're in aisle 34. Howsabout a cleanup on aisle you?"
"How do you mow your lawn?"

 

[DeskMonkey1]

I won't make a comment on swingers who consider themselves Christian. That's between them and their god. (in the interest of full disclosure, I'm agnostic/atheist).

But I have seen from time to time people ... presenting themselves, for lack of a better term, as Christian Swingers and I'm thinking "What tenant of Christianity could you possibly cite to promote 'Christian Swingers'?"

I mean, I'm not talking folks who swing on Saturday and go to church on Sunday but these are people who actually quote scripture to justify it

 

[Riptide]

But I have seen from time to time people ... presenting themselves, for lack of a better term, as Christian Swingers and I'm thinking "What tenant of Christianity could you possibly cite to promote 'Christian Swingers'?"

Guessing that God will let this pass, for he is a merciful landlord.

 

[BDC99]

I got the state right.

Yeah, that was difficult.

 

[old_tony]

I won't make a comment on swingers who consider themselves Christian. That's between them and their god. (in the interest of full disclosure, I'm agnostic/atheist).

But I have seen from time to time people ... presenting themselves, for lack of a better term, as Christian Swingers and I'm thinking "What tenant of Christianity could you possibly cite to promote 'Christian Swingers'?"

I mean, I'm not talking folks who swing on Saturday and go to church on Sunday but these are people who actually quote scripture to justify it

I guess they think it's OK to **** the neighbor's wife as long as you don't covet her.

 

[EStreetJoe]

I won't make a comment on swingers who consider themselves Christian. That's between them and their god. (in the interest of full disclosure, I'm agnostic/atheist).

But I have seen from time to time people ... presenting themselves, for lack of a better term, as Christian Swingers and I'm thinking "What tenant of Christianity could you possibly cite to promote 'Christian Swingers'?"

I mean, I'm not talking folks who swing on Saturday and go to church on Sunday but these are people who actually quote scripture to justify it

I guess they think it's OK to **** the neighbor's wife as long as you don't covet her.

You skipped right to No. 10.
I'm just wondering how they define adultery to get around commandment No. 7.

 

[Vombatus]

Let's ask Bill Clinton for a ruling.

 

[old_tony]

I won't make a comment on swingers who consider themselves Christian. That's between them and their god. (in the interest of full disclosure, I'm agnostic/atheist).

But I have seen from time to time people ... presenting themselves, for lack of a better term, as Christian Swingers and I'm thinking "What tenant of Christianity could you possibly cite to promote 'Christian Swingers'?"

I mean, I'm not talking folks who swing on Saturday and go to church on Sunday but these are people who actually quote scripture to justify it

I guess they think it's OK to **** the neighbor's wife as long as you don't covet her.

You skipped right to No. 10.
I'm just wondering how they define adultery to get around commandment No. 7.

I think they're counting on a merciful God for that one. They just figure it's easier to be forgiven for breaking one Commandment than two.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

Was Mary wed to Joseph before or after she conceived Jesus? I mean, among the 10 commandments, it's fair to wonder if God, borne of his own personal experience, might look the other way for that one occasionally.