Lindsay Lohan is "Deep Throat"

[Mizzougrad96]

Glad to see she's found work. ;D

http://www.imdb.com/news/ni2334939/

I'm sure she doesn't regret turning down the Heather Graham role in The Hangover.

 

[93Devil]

Bill Simmons called this about five years ago.

Babe Ruth is impressed.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

If this movie is done correctly, this could be a career-saver for Lindsay.

The girl is as ****ed up as any actress out there right now, but she can act.

Hollywood loves a good comeback and if she does a good job this could be huge for her since I don't think anyone else is trying to hire her.

 

[93Devil]

Or it will be replayed on Skinemax at 1 a.m. every night for eternity.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Am I the only one who thinks of Watergate instead of porn when I the words "Deep Throat"?

So who will play Debbie in the biopic of the star of "Debbie Does Dallas"?

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Or it will be replayed on Skinemax at 1 a.m. every night for eternity.

If this doesn't save her career, she might go straight from this movie to real porn. I know people always like to make comments like "Oh, Britney Spears is a year away from Playboy." when in reality, Spears is pulling in $40-$50 million a year.

Lindsay has never had that kind of a payday. By all accounts, she's scraping by and nobody wants to hire her, which is saying something for an actress, who when she's eating, is very, very hot and has proven she can act.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Most people actually know who Linda Lovelace is. I doubt too many people could name the actress from Debbie Does Dallas.

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

 

[Killick]

If this movie is done correctly, this could be a career-saver for Lindsay.

The girl is as ****ed up as any actress out there right now, but she can act.

Hollywood loves a good comeback and if she does a good job this could be huge for her since I don't think anyone else is trying to hire her.

H'wood loves comebacks when people at least appear to have straightened themselves out (see Downey, Rbt. and Rourke, Mickey and Sheen, Chas... oops) She's not even close.

This flick will be akin to "Showgirls." Bad movie that flashes some t&a.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Most people actually know who Linda Lovelace is. I doubt too many people could name the actress from Debbie Does Dallas.

I saw a documentary a few years ago about that actress. Nobody can find her. They don't know if she's dead, living a quiet life in the Midwest or what. It was pretty interesting.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Given the role she's going to play the quotes from the producer are comedy gold.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Or it will be replayed on Skinemax at 1 a.m. every night for eternity.

If this doesn't save her career, she might go straight from this movie to real porn. I know people always like to make comments like "Oh, Britney Spears is a year away from Playboy." when in reality, Spears is pulling in $40-$50 million a year.

Lindsay has never had that kind of a payday. By all accounts, she's scraping by and nobody wants to hire her, which is saying something for an actress, who when she's eating, is very, very hot and has proven she can act.

Hope she saved during the $50 million year so she'd be OK during the $40 year

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Matthew Wilder is the director.

The ain't nothing that's going to break Lindsay's stride.

 

[dooley_womack1]

That would be a riot if they were one and the same. Going from the most MOR song ever to being the director of Deep Throat

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Or it will be replayed on Skinemax at 1 a.m. every night for eternity.

If this doesn't save her career, she might go straight from this movie to real porn. I know people always like to make comments like "Oh, Britney Spears is a year away from Playboy." when in reality, Spears is pulling in $40-$50 million a year.

Lindsay has never had that kind of a payday. By all accounts, she's scraping by and nobody wants to hire her, which is saying something for an actress, who when she's eating, is very, very hot and has proven she can act.

Hope she saved during the $50 million year so she'd be OK during the $40 year

Spears is worth several hundred million. I read somewhere that Lindsay only had two big paydays, the "Luck" movie and "I Know Who Killed Me" I think those are the only two paychecks that were big by Hollywood standards and that's all been pissed away.

 

[JackReacher]

Never heard of either of those movies.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Or it will be replayed on Skinemax at 1 a.m. every night for eternity.

If this doesn't save her career, she might go straight from this movie to real porn. I know people always like to make comments like "Oh, Britney Spears is a year away from Playboy." when in reality, Spears is pulling in $40-$50 million a year.

Lindsay has never had that kind of a payday. By all accounts, she's scraping by and nobody wants to hire her, which is saying something for an actress, who when she's eating, is very, very hot and has proven she can act.

Hope she saved during the $50 million year so she'd be OK during the $40 year

Spears is worth several hundred million. I read somewhere that Lindsay only had two big paydays, the "Luck" movie and "I Know Who Killed Me" I think those are the only two paychecks that were big by Hollywood standards and that's all been pissed away.

It was copy editor humor, not to be confused with real humor

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Or it will be replayed on Skinemax at 1 a.m. every night for eternity.

If this doesn't save her career, she might go straight from this movie to real porn. I know people always like to make comments like "Oh, Britney Spears is a year away from Playboy." when in reality, Spears is pulling in $40-$50 million a year.

Lindsay has never had that kind of a payday. By all accounts, she's scraping by and nobody wants to hire her, which is saying something for an actress, who when she's eating, is very, very hot and has proven she can act.

Hope she saved during the $50 million year so she'd be OK during the $40 year

Spears is worth several hundred million. I read somewhere that Lindsay only had two big paydays, the "Luck" movie and "I Know Who Killed Me" I think those are the only two paychecks that were big by Hollywood standards and that's all been pissed away.

It was copy editor humor, not to be confused with real humor

:D

 

[Sic semper tyrannis]

Or it will be replayed on Skinemax at 1 a.m. every night for eternity.

If this doesn't save her career, she might go straight from this movie to real porn. I know people always like to make comments like "Oh, Britney Spears is a year away from Playboy." when in reality, Spears is pulling in $40-$50 million a year.

Lindsay has never had that kind of a payday. By all accounts, she's scraping by and nobody wants to hire her, which is saying something for an actress, who when she's eating, is very, very hot and has proven she can act.

I don't understand how its been proven she can act. Mean Girls? Was hardly a taxing role.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Or it will be replayed on Skinemax at 1 a.m. every night for eternity.

If this doesn't save her career, she might go straight from this movie to real porn. I know people always like to make comments like "Oh, Britney Spears is a year away from Playboy." when in reality, Spears is pulling in $40-$50 million a year.

Lindsay has never had that kind of a payday. By all accounts, she's scraping by and nobody wants to hire her, which is saying something for an actress, who when she's eating, is very, very hot and has proven she can act.

I don't understand how its been proven she can act. Mean Girls? Was hardly a taxing role.

Mean Girls, Freaky Friday, Parent Trap... I'm not saying she's Meryl Streep, but she's not exactly Nicole Richie or Heidi Montag either.