Lindsay Lohan appears to be doing great

[Double Down]

http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/17/lindsay-lohan-fails-second-drug-test-cocaine-court-probation-jail/

http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/09/lindsay-lohan-admits-she-failed-a-drug-test-on-twitter/

Failed two more drug tests. More jail likely.

What a wise decision it was to let her out of court ordered rehab after all of three days.

Not sure why I care about this, other than it seems really weird to watch someone commit suicide this slowly in public.

 

[Ilmago]

She won't change while we continue to pay attention to her. Her enablers are only around because of the publicity she gets. Get rid of that - those enablers will move on(probably to Miley Cyrus)

 

[spnited]

Can somebody explain to me why the American public is so interested in no-talent, drug-addled skanks like Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, et al?

 

[NoOneLikesUs]

Lohan does have talent.

 

[heyabbott]

She needs to leave the country. Maybe she can stay in Switzerland with Roman Polanski

 

[Mizzougrad96]

If Lohan had played her cards right, she could have become the next Reese Witherspoon. Now, she'll be the next Brittany Murphy, although I doubt Lindsay will ever see 30.

 

[YankeeFan]

The girl's mother is her worst enabler.

And, yeah, the court should have kept her in the inpatient rehab for a longer period of time.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Both of her parents should be shot. They are both horrible, horrible human beings. I'd have a hard time figuring out which one is worse.

 

[JackReacher]

Can somebody explain to me why the American public is so interested in no-talent, drug-addled skanks like Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, et al?

I'm not sure how anyone could ever have enough Lindsay Lohan news.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Can somebody explain to me why the American public is so interested in no-talent, drug-addled skanks like Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, et al?

It's not just the American public. I was flipping channels last night and landed on E!, where they were reporting on the media frenzy Kim Kardashian created in France. They showed some video and it was insane how many people were crowded around waiting to watch her walk out of a hotel 15 feet to a limo. These were ordinary people, not photogs, screaming at somebody whose claim to fame is a sex tape and dating Reggie Bush.

 

[dooley_womack1]

They wanted Kardashian's comments on Reggie Bush giving up the Heisman.

 

[Small Town Guy]

I guess there's always a chance she'll turn things around. After all, Robert Downey Jr. was even more ****ed up than she is now. Although, with Downey, we really did have proof that he was a talented actor, who, if he could ever get his life right, would be a top star. Lindsay's talented. That's what you always hear. But what's she done as an adult woman to prove she's a talented actress? Prairie Home Companion? Georgia Rules? The upcoming Linda Lovelace pic? She had some good roles as a kid. I haven't seen where the talent is as an actress going forward. The freak show will continue.

 

[Shaggy]

Lindsay Lohan is a talented actress. Not high on her singing but she's not bad there, either.

People take joy in her failures but I find it very sad that she can't get it together. She's going to die very young if she keeps hanging around the wrong people who allow her, maybe even encourage her, to give in to her addiction.

 

[Pancamo]

Take a look at People this week. Losers from reality shows dot the pages and the clown car vagina is on the cover saying her boobs are real and she only had a tummy tuck.

Snooki, The Situation, Olivia Palermo, Kardashian, Gosselin. Doesn't take much to be considered a "star".

 

[BYH]

In addition to being a great phrase, "Clown Car Vagina" is another can't-miss fantasy team name.

 

[imjustagirl]

I thought Michelle Duggar was Clown Car Vagina. Kate had hers via C-section.

Yes, I know that.

 

[Den1983]

Lindsay Lohan is a talented actress. Not high on her singing but she's not bad there, either.

People take joy in her failures but I find it very sad that she can't get it together. She's going to die very young if she keeps hanging around the wrong people who allow her, maybe even encourage her, to give in to her addiction.

Agreed. She IS talented. That's what makes her story so tragic. Such a waste.

 

[Double Down]

Every single time we have this thread, I see people arguing that Lohan is very talented. I don't really understand where that comes from.

Because she's a redhead with large breasts? Because she read lines Tina Fey wrote in Mean Girls?

Hint: If you invoke Freaky Friday, you've lost the argument.

 

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SHE PLAYED TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN 'THE PARENT TRAP'!!

 

[Mizzougrad96]

I thought she was great in Mean Girls. I'm not saying she's the next Meryl Streep, but this seems insane to say today, but she kind of had a cool wholesome vibe that you only see with a few of the top actresses. I remember watching Mean Girls and thinking of Witherspoon in Election. Granted, Election was 1,000 times better than Mean Girls, but I thought Lohan had that kind of potential.

Of course, six or so years later people are saying she's perfect to play Linda Lovelace, so I guess a lot changes.