Lawsuit: Justin Bieber lasted 30 seconds, and impregnated me

[poindexter]

BYH asks Bieber for tips on his incredible staying power

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/11/02/la-woman-claims-justin-bieber-is-father-her-baby/

 

[Football_Bat]

I didn't know they dropped yet.

 

[Webster]

Pitino would have done her twice and still had time for some of Porcini's olive bread.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Obligatory Rick Pitino reference.

EDIT: Damn you Webster!

 

[Care Bear]

And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh / Like baby, baby, baby, no / Like baby, baby, baby, oh

 

[dreunc1542]

And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh / Like baby, baby, baby, no / Like baby, baby, baby, oh

And...he's finished.

 

[hondo]

Come on. How long did some of you guys last at the age of 16, even if you managed to get laid by that point?

 

[Care Bear]

Hondo, do you have a story you wish to share?

 

[hondo]

Hondo, do you have a story you wish to share?

No. Just noting that 16 year olds probably don't have what it takes to go the distance.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

If she's telling the truth, she's rich...

 

[deskslave]

If she's telling the truth, she's also a felon.

 

[Gutter]

If she's telling the truth, she's also a felon.

Bingo.

 

[Small Town Guy]

If she's telling the truth, she's also a felon.

Bingo.

Gawker wrote about this:

Update: Initially, we wrote that "at the time, the Yeater was 19 and Bieber was 16, so under California law the alleged act was not statutory rape." But, unsurprisingly, we were not quite correct. A defense lawyer in California tells us:

Penal Code Section 261.5(b) makes sex between anyone over 18 and a minor under 18 considered "statutory rape". A minor cannot consent to sex, period, under California law. Thus, under PC 261.5(b), this alleged mother is at least guilty of a misdemeanor. If there was over a 3 year difference, it can be a felony also. She would not have to register as a sex offender upon conviction, however.

As someone whose parents started going out when my dad was 19 and mom 16 (and, I'm guessing, did more than hug), I'm not going to be too outraged over the crime aspect of the story.

This tale could lead to Maury's highest ratings ever, though.

 

[LongTimeListener]

If she's telling the truth, she's also a felon.

Bingo.

Not unless she's his teacher -- age of consent is 16, I believe, from all the poin threads on the topic.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

I want you to find a jury that would convict a 19-year-old girl of statutory rape of a 16-year-old male.

 

[Spartan Squad]

http://youtu.be/Zi_XLOBDo_Y

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

That brat has been 16 for three years i swear.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

And I heard he wanted to turn her down but he would never say never.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Doesn't see what the fuss is all about.

 

[bpoindexter]

If she's telling the truth, she's also a felon.

Not in this day and age. Today, it means the talk-show circuit, a reality show, followed by a book deal and then a movie. If she's half-ass something worth looking at, that ****hole known as Hollywood will make her into a star and she'll be shoved into our faces every time we sign onto the Internet to get our mail.