I'm sad ...

[Fenian_Bastard]

There are so many better things to be sad about ...

World hunger, poverty, indiansnetwork's joining this site, my returning to it ...

Junkie --
I am so glad to have you back you cannot believe it, what with Subprimatenetwork and all.
Please don't leave us to their kind ever again.
And bubbler, why don't you and I hop on down to Ernie von Schledorn's and egg a couple cars. We'll feel better.
(I thought this was a post about The National Liquor Bar's closing.)

 

[Ashy Larry]

I'd totally kick Simmons' ass in a pop culture face off. All he has is Karate Kid and probably some dumb ass Fraggle Rock references in his wheelhouse, while I'd be slapping him around with a doozer's **** he'd be so overwhelmed with not only my references, but the knowledge behind them.

I mean, anyone can throw out a Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo reference, but was Simmons actually ever in a break dance, er, gang, like I was? Break yo-self, here come the B-Team Breakers! They're hyyyype! (scratch, scratch) Masters of the cardboard box! Worrrking the worrrrm! (but not the headspin because Boogaloo Shrimp broke his neck doing that ****).

Good Lord, I think I'm way ****ing past being buzzed ...

Bubbler....I totally agree, and wanted to say that in earlier, but it took me 20 minutes to type my original response, and providing details just wasn't an option at 3:45am.

I have that half drunk, way too giddy thing going on now....I love that. But by halftime I'll be a puddle cursing the inventor of tanqueray.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Ashy --
It's 11:30 AM ON SUNDAY, dude.
Tanqueray?
You do know the Pats are playing tonight, right?

 

[dooley_womack1]

Horny, drunk and posting is no way to go through life, folks.

 

[joe]

I said that had to be hard, and she kind of shrugged and said she "got the **** out of the room" before the family started balling.

So you edited the post..and still said the family balls? What, is this Paul Wall's family? Maybe Latrell Sprewell's?

Oh...BAWLS. My bad.

You know, if they were balling, they could probably just make a new family member to replace the one they lost.

 

[Bubbler]

OK, so my spelling was impaired. Experiment concluded.

 

[shotglass]

Hey, I'd still rather drunk you read than most columnists I sober know.






Uh ...


Yeah.

 

[HoopsMcCann]

i blame page designers