I'm sad ...

[BYH]

There are so many better things to be sad about ...

World hunger, poverty, indiansnetwork's joining this site, my returning to it ...

Yeah but can you imagine how sad the world would be without prancing and blind chicks sculpting busts of their theatre teacher?

 

[sportschick]

So how is ab boy this evening?

He's very good , and he's at the gym now. Boy doesn't drink . . . what's up with that! Weirdo!!!!!!!

Well, you are in a part of the country where that's not uncommon...

Besides, you don't want those extra calories going to his abs, now do you?

Nope, like I said the abs are to DIE for. I can deal with the not drinking as long as he doesn't mind me getting liquored up.

 

[sportschick]

Well, SC, I can see why he posted 74 pics of his abs. My god.

They're hot, dammit!!!!

 

[sportschick]

O Buck. Guys with abs like that can get me to do bad things for them . . .

And bubs, I wouldn't know. He's a lot more conservative than what I am about the below the waist stuff, or something like that.

I think I'll delete this post too.

 

[Cadet]

So he's got nice abs, likes cats and posts pics of his (alleged) nephew.

But he doesn't drink and won't put out.

Hmmm....

 

[Cadet]

OK, the jury is back.

In light of the fact that he doesn't drink and won't put out, I'm going to have to recommend you kick him and his abs to the curb.

I know, I know, but really... if he ain't putting out at 25...

 

[Cadet]

Well, SC, I can see why he posted 74 pics of his abs. My god.

And you counted why?

 

[sportschick]

Oh, I think he'll put out. We're just "not at that point yet". Boys, I'll never figure them out.

Maybe tomorrow . . . he's coming over to watch a movie . . .

 

[Bubbler]

Dude should probably be concerned if it's a Denise Austin tape. That's when the absession goes too far, SC.

 

[Bubbler]

So when is he supposed to get "to that point"? WTF?

Does he not put out with anyone ... and of course by "anyone," I mean "anyone ever"?

Maybe the sweet ass abs are masking a shortcoming?

 

[Bubbler]

So when is he supposed to get "to that point"? WTF?

Does he not put out with anyone ... and of course by "anyone," I mean "anyone ever"?

Maybe the sweet ass abs are masking a shortcoming?

DING! DING! DING!

;D

More like ding, ding, ding!

 

[sportschick]

So when is he supposed to get "to that point"? WTF?

Does he not put out with anyone ... and of course by "anyone," I mean "anyone ever"?

Oh, I think he put out before. I think he just prefers like real relationships as opposed to hookups.

It was just the second date, dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And bubs, his abs aren't making up for any shortcomings.

I never said we hadn't done anything!!!!

 

[Cadet]

Oh, I think he'll put out. We're just "not at that point yet". Boys, I'll never figure them out.

Maybe tomorrow . . . he's coming over to watch a movie . . .

I've said it before, I'll say it again: boys have turned into such girls.

 

[Bubbler]

And bubs, his abs aren't making up for any shortcomings.

Oh yeah? Well, uh, my abs DO make up for my shortcomings! No wait, I wrote that wrong, I meant, my abs definitely make up for my shortcomings. Wait ... **** me, that's not right. Aw ****, screw this, me, my abs and my shortcomings are going to bed! Dammit it all! Not right either ...

 

[sportschick]

And bubs, his abs aren't making up for any shortcomings.

Oh yeah? Well, uh, my abs DO make up for my shortcomings! No wait, I wrote that wrong, I meant, my abs definitely make up for my shortcomings. Wait ... **** me, that's not right. Aw ****, screw this, me, my abs and my shortcomings are going to bed! Dammit it all! Not right either ...

He is 5-6, does that make you feel better?

And anybody wanna take bets on whether or not this is still around when we all wake up in the morning?

 

[sportschick]

He's 5-6? My god. He comes up to like my navel or something.

I hate you.

 

[Cadet]

He's 5-6? My god. He comes up to like my navel or something.

You know, there's a joke there about being the perfect height to use more than his abs, but I won't go there...

 

[sportschick]

God I hope so. There's no way I can delete all of my embarrassing posts on this thread.

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

Well, let me just say that I'm glad that ****ed-up dream I had woke me up, leading me to check the computer and SportsJournalists.com before this thread was deleted ;D

Hey sportschick!!

P.S. I have an ab somewhere ... next time I get drunk I'll post a pic :-X ;D

 

[imjustagirl2]

I said that had to be hard, and she kind of shrugged and said she "got the **** out of the room" before the family started balling.

So you edited the post..and still said the family balls? What, is this Paul Wall's family? Maybe Latrell Sprewell's?

Oh...BAWLS. My bad.