I'm probably going to hell for this, but ...

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Dude, I've had a nice plot long reserved.

 

[Tom Petty]

Dude, I've had a nice plot long reserved.

thinly veiled my friend. thinly veiled.

 

[outofplace]

Uh oh....sinful, and addictive...I'm in such trouble once I have time to play this....

 

[Hammer Pants]

Jesus just defeated Satan in an epic three-round bout. I wish I could say the same for real life.

 

[CapeCodder]

I'm Jesus ... I may die, but I'll come back, WWF style, just two days later.

My God! Is, is that Jesus' music!?! I can't believe it! The son of God has arisen!

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Christ is tough ... God's a ****in' pansy, what with transforming into Mary and Eve all the time.

i think this is what ky was afraid of ... yes, he is going to hell.

Uh huh

 

[Tom Petty]

Christ is tough ... God's a ****in' pansy, what with transforming into Mary and Eve all the time.

i think this is what ky was afraid of ... yes, he is going to hell.

Uh huh

your words my friend, your words.

 

[EStreetJoe]

Noah kicks my Moses ass. I can't dodge the animal stampede followed by the water flood.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

Noah kicks my Moses ass. I can't dodge the animal stampede followed by the water flood.

Just use the Ten Commandment tabloid chuck again and again. THey'll be your ******* in no time.