I'm bored ...

[Clever username]

You should entertain me. I prefer snark and witty banter.

 

[PeteyPirate]

Try coming up with a top 10 list of usernames more clever than yours.

 

[Montezuma's Revenge]

Try coming up with a top 10 list of usernames more clever than yours.

Well, that should kill about 10 seconds.

 

[Clever username]

Try coming up with a top 10 list of usernames more clever than yours.

Well, that should kill about 10 seconds.

This coming from someone with a pseudonym for diarrhea as their handle.

 

[Chi City 81]

Try coming up with a top 10 list of usernames more clever than yours.

Well, that should kill about 10 seconds.

This coming from someone with a pseudonym for diarrhea as their handle.

Leave him alone. He died of dysentery.

 

[Bubba Fett]

As my mom would say, get out and meet people.

 

[Flash]

Most boring thread ever.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Quit bitching and go get your ****ing ass laid, you whiner.

 

[Flash]

I would but I'm feeling kinda tired right now.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Not you, the other guy.

 

[KP]

You can start doing something by fetching me a Captain and Coke (all set with beer), newbie. That should give you something to do for a minute.

 

[Flash]

Not you, the other guy.

Aw nuts, I thought you were giving me a little encouragement.

 

[Clever username]

I started this thread before I went out to my football game and had some time to kill.

 

[micropolitan guy]

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his nose and mouth. He is still heavily sedated from a difficult surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears, to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir."

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much, that was wonderful but listen very, very closely..........Are---my---test---results---back?"

 

[Dude]

Eat 'til you puke.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I am disappointed that Ask Drunk Clever Username is not yet launched.