I now know what it is like to have two balls in your face

[Chef]

Sadly.......I was stone-sober.

No, to the shagrin of a couple of our viewers, not those balls.

I'm umpiring a high school baseball game tonight....

3rd inning...kid throwing low 70's.....foul-tipped BAM! gets me right square in the center of the mask.

THE NEXT ****ING PITCH

same kid...same speed......same location......same swing

THWAP!

Within a centimeter of the same spot in the mask.

In fact, it cracked the mask.

Other umpire, fans, both coaches were rolling with laughter, the mother****ers.

I've been hit many times, but never in the same spot, on back to back pitches.

 

[slappy4428]

did you give them the thumb for laughing? [/crossthreading]

 

[bigpern23]

Technically, you know what it's like to have two strikes in your face. Frankly, I'm a little disappointed in B-Dub for not picking up on that.

 

[Chef]

did you give them the thumb for laughing? [/crossthreading]

Well done, slap.

 

[pseudo]

did you give them the thumb for laughing? [/crossthreading]

Solid.

 

[BYH]

Then Chef amputated his face. The end.

 

[dreunc1542]

Then Chef amputated his face. The end.

You still suck, but that was damn funny.

 

[Chef]

Then Chef amputated his face. The end.

What a *******.

Granted, a pretty funny ******* at times, but a ******* anyway.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

did you give them the thumb for laughing?

No, he cut off his toe and gave them that.

 

[friend of a friend]

Then Chef amputated his face. The end.

B!
Y!
H!

 

[dooley_womack1]

Speaking of two balls in your face...foaf's avatar in da howse!

 

[BYH]

Then Chef amputated his face. The end.

B!
Y!
H!

It's so awesome having cheerleaders! I like being popular!

 

[friend of a friend]

Then Chef amputated his face. The end.

B!
Y!
H!

It's so awesome having cheerleaders! I like being popular!

Must be nice to be one of the cool kids.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

cool kids suck!

 

[RossLT]

How does one become one of the cool kids? Am I too old to get in on this?

 

[DanOregon]

 

[ArnoldBabar]

How does one become one of the cool kids? Am I too old to get in on this?

Yes. You just missed the cutoff.

 

[RossLT]

Oh well.

 

[BYH]

We accepted RossJT in 2004. We can only accept one Ross and his screen name comes before yours alphabetically and that's the tiebreaker. Very sorry. Now go away, you can't sit here. :D

(Lick It Up is on the Classic, BTW. AHHHH!!! THAT'S WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE WITHOUT THEIR MAKEUP!!! PUT IT BACK ON!!! NOW!!!)

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Sadly.......I was stone-sober.

No, to the shagrin of a couple of our viewers, not those balls.

I'm umpiring a high school baseball game tonight....

3rd inning...kid throwing low 70's.....foul-tipped BAM! gets me right square in the center of the mask.

THE NEXT ****ING PITCH

same kid...same speed......same location......same swing

THWAP!

Within a centimeter of the same spot in the mask.

In fact, it cracked the mask.

Other umpire, fans, both coaches were rolling with laughter, the mother****ers.

I've been hit many times, but never in the same spot, on back to back pitches.

You rang?