I is sad

[sportschick]

Andy Roddick got married.

Goodbye sweet dreams of Andy. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

 

[Diabeetus]

Depression.

 

[imjustagirl]

I had to work this story up. Coworker requested art and I told him he might want to do the cutline so it wouldn't say something like "Andy Roddick and his hag of a wife."



Eh, you (and I!) have coveted married men before, sc. We'll live.

 

[dooley_womack1]

The tears you cry will make up for the .2 pounds you gained.

 

[RossLT]

Wait a minute! Just because someone gets married you can no longer fantasize about them? Where the hell is this written in the rules?

 

[mike311gd]

Wait a minute! Just because someone gets married you can no longer fantasize about them? Where the hell is this written in the rules?

If that were the case, I'd have burned Saved By The Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas.

Stupid Kelly.

I mean ... Zack.

 

[forever_town]

If that were the case, I'd have burned Saved By The Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas.

Stupid Kelly.

I mean ... Zack.

The truth "comes out"?

Don't worry girls (and guys) my future ex-boyfriend Andy will probably be back on the market in a year or so.

 

[Double J]

If that were the case, I'd have burned Saved By The Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas.

Stupid Kelly.

I mean ... Zack.

The truth "comes out"?

Don't worry girls (and guys) my future ex-boyfriend Andy will probably be back on the market in a year or so.

Which means so will Brooklyn - yummy!!

And since this thread is worthless without a SFW picture or two of the lovelier side of the newlyweds.....I honestly think her eyes are her best feature.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

Wait a minute! Just because someone gets married you can no longer fantasize about them? Where the hell is this written in the rules?

Wait another minute! There are rules?

 

[RossLT]

Wait a minute! Just because someone gets married you can no longer fantasize about them? Where the hell is this written in the rules?

Wait another minute! There are rules?

Well played.

 

[Cadet]

I'm more curious as to how Andy Roddick and Sir Elton John can be "longtime friends" -- Roddick's only 26. Quite the unlikely buddies.

 

[sportschick]

Well, Sir Elton does like his attractive, young men.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

Two words: Sideline commando.

 

[imjustagirl]

The tears you cry will make up for the .2 pounds you gained.

There are lady reasons for that. By the time I went to bed last night I was already down like a half-pound. I was down 2 pounds when I woke up this morning. I should be in good shape for next week.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I meant crying .2 pounds of tears. Go with the flow here.

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

Andy Roddick got married.

Goodbye sweet dreams of Andy. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Don't give up the dreams! Just use the same suspension of disbelief that you used to convince yourself you had a chance to convince yourself he's still single! :-*

 

[imjustagirl]

I meant crying .2 pounds of tears. Go with the flow here.

I got that. i was just pointing out that I'd already lost that, stupidhead.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I just wanted to say "go with the flow," in retaliation for "lady matters"

 

[imjustagirl]

I figured. And I went with stupidhead because I couldn't call you what I'd normally call you under PMS conditions without earning a vacation.

 

[jps]

Eh, you (and I!) have coveted married men before, sc.

and we don't mind at all!