I hate these m***ing snakes on this m***ing field!

[hondo]

Farmer in India bitten on the knob by poisonous viper:
Farmer's penis was bitten by a SNAKE while he was urinating in a field
The story is cringe-worthy, especially about the condition of said penis after the bite. Give this time after lunch before reading.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Apparently the viper isn't a golden shower fan.

 

[Vombatus]

Apparently the viper isn't a golden shower fan.

Don't **** On Me!

(Would make a good slogan for a political party, complete with appropriately colored yellow flag).

 

[Vombatus]

Well, NSFW medical pictures of the dude's dickhead, after being bit (blisters) and some time later (necrosis).

Not for the squeamish, but not too bad (just shows the impacted dickhead region, not the whole ****, so, impossible to judge and either be impressed or laugh at him, beyond getting bit).

And, I'm not a CSI expert, but from the location of the fang wounds , it looks like that snake went down on his tubesnake. I can't imagine the psychological trauma of looking down, seeing a snake swallowing your **** and having the pain of it biting it too. Wait, I'm having an ex-wife flashback.

MMS: Error

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Not as bad as the Amazon fish (fixed) that'll swim up your member if you're so foolish as to **** in the water.

 

[Buck]

I can't imagine the psychological trauma of looking down, seeing a snake swallowing your **** and having the pain of it biting it too.

That is the opposite of a smoothie.

 

[Batman]

Would this be a trouser snake?

 

[swingline]

It looks like 9/12/01 was much better for this guy than today. [crossthread]

 

[Riptide]

It looks like 9/12/01 was much better for this guy than today. [crossthread]

He'd probably give his left nut for 9-11-14, too.