I am extremely ...

[Angola!]

If you type that into The Google and you wait for the drop down menu with suggestions, the last one is pretty strange.

 

[sportschick]

Best part: The first link that comes up when you search the final thing comes from something called Christ Wire.

http://christwire.org/2009/02/i-am-extremely-terrified-of-chinese-people/

 

[PeteyPirate]

Don't hate. I log on every day to see if a Web site has been created for people like me.

 

[mustangj17]

My friends play a game like this. We have a list of hilarious search results. Lets see if I can dig up the e-mail.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

That's got to be a google bomb.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_bomb

 

[schiezainc]

Type in "I once" and the top result is "I once wrestled a bear" with 1.2 million results. That's a lot of bear wrestling.

 

[KevinmH9]

If you type in "I have never," you apparently find about one million people who have never been kissed or are quite curious about that.

 

[mustangj17]

Best part: The first link that comes up when you search the final thing comes from something called Christ Wire.

http://christwire.org/2009/02/i-am-extremely-terrified-of-chinese-people/

China is a sleeping dragon, waiting to wake up and viciously devour your life and soul!

 

[markvid]

But will you get a fortune cookie?

 

[slappy4428]

Don't hate. I log on every day to see if a Web site has been created for people like me.

No. There is no one like you.

 

[mike311gd]

Type in "I once" and the top result is "I once wrestled a bear" with 1.2 million results. That's a lot of bear wrestling.

Stephen Colbert?

 

[mustangj17]

Here's a good one...

Go to google.com at type in:

"why do i have"


I don't know which one is better

green poop, so much gas.... it gets worse...

 

[HandsomeHarley]

I suppose I could have hit the "Do you feel lucky?" button.

 

[mustangj17]

I suppose I could have hit the "Do you feel lucky?" button.

If I had many of those issues, I would not consider myself lucky in the first place.

 

[slappy4428]

If you type in "I am completely" the top one finishes out at "miserable san diego"

 

[HandsomeHarley]

I suppose I could have hit the "Do you feel lucky?" button.

If I had many of those issues, I would not consider myself lucky in the first place.

Yeah, kind of an oxymoron, huh? Or would that be considered irony?

 

[Hiro]

I can't find the blog post any more, but Google blocks a few auto-fills, one being "Blacks are ..."

Someone tried it just after the feature was implemented and the results were ... not kind to humanity.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

I suppose I could have hit the "Do you feel lucky?" button.

Well ... do you? Punk?


;D

 

[User 1019]

three_bags_full is extremely parsimonious (quoting from his nineteenth-century sources) ... whatever the hell that means.

 

[schiezainc]

I can't find the blog post any more, but Google blocks a few auto-fills, one being "Blacks are ..."

Someone tried it just after the feature was implemented and the results were ... not kind to humanity.

That's OK, just type in "black people are" and you get all those results and much, much more.

Oh, and type in "one time i" and you'll get some really interesting things. I laughed a lot at that one.