I admit it. I ...

[da man]

Still don't give a ****.

 

[micropolitan guy]

While a student at Missouri, I ate a girl out in the parking lot outside T Bakers to the amusement of a few onlookers.

Crossthreading ...

There was a young Tiger named Liut

Whose date said, “It’s time to get to it!”

He grabbed her young hips

Then parted her lips

And hummed “Every True Son” on her clit

 

[Chef2]

Crossthreading ...

There was a young Tiger named Liut

Whose date said, “It’s time to get to it!”

He grabbed her young hips

Then parted her lips

And hummed “Every True Son” on her clit

Bravo.
I bow in your general direction.

 

[TigerVols]

Still don't give a ****.

You would if you liked Taco Bell.

 

[da man]

You would if you liked Taco Bell.

Well played.

 

[Songbird]

... am totally intrigued by the Matthew McConaughey commercials. I wonder what kind of boost they've gotten because of him.

 

[John]

... am confused by those McConaughey commercials, though probably because the sound is always off when I see them.

... am confused by McConaughey's face, which seems 20 percent more narrow than it was a decade ago.

 

[albert77]

... know way more than I should about some truly grotesque murders. My wife loves true crime stories, whether in book form or on the tube, and I sometimes get sucked in. Working in the news biz for 30 years didn't help. We've had a few doozies around here in that time.