Hypocrisy!

[thereligiouswrong]

So the same day my shop lays off 30 people, we run a front-page story about a locally based bank that lays off 70. Yet no published word on our blood-letting, a week before Christmas no less. I was told we're trying to sweep it under the rug. ****ers.

 

[thereligiouswrong]

yeah, well I'm drunk

 

[Moderator1]

but in the morning you, sir, shall be sober and I'll still be ugly.

 

[slappy4428]

but in the morning you, sir, shall be sober and I'll still be ugly.

Despite what Mr. Churchill said, be sure the competition/TV stations know about the layoffs...
We, the media, suck when it comes to reporting bad news amongst ourselves...

 

[fishwrapper]

"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk."

 

[thereligiouswrong]

Were we a tad fat? I suppose. Thing is, the middle-management ****s were spared. I guess the poor timing was an accounting gig for the books at the end of the year.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Become that little birdie we all rely on.

 

[Gold]

but in the morning you, sir, shall be sober and I'll still be ugly.

Despite what Mr. Churchill said, be sure the competition/TV stations know about the layoffs...
We, the media, suck when it comes to reporting bad news amongst ourselves...

Two words: Alternative Weekly

 

[Satchel Pooch]

"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk."

That's strong work right there, Jack!