Hygiene Question: Sharing the bathroom

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Women don't poop. I will not argue this.

Your theory is interesting and entices me to subscribe to your blog.

 

[outofplace]

Women don't poop. I will not argue this.

Maybe that's why my 3-year-old daughter was having so much trouble (I am NOT going to tell that story).

 

[Sxysprtswrtr]

I answered sometimes. ... Not a regular thing, but, it happens and well, we're all grownups folks. Right? ... Right?

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Or as the doctor told the constipated detective: No ****, **** Tracy.

 

[Pastor]

Don't cross the streams!

 

[SF_Express]

I answered sometimes. ... Not a regular thing, but, it happens and well, we're all grownups folks. Right? ... Right?

Never. Absolutely. Never.

Let me modify. One person in the shower, one person has to do the one thing, OK, maybe, possibly.

The other thing?

Never. Absolutely. Never.

 

[alleyallen]

I've never had a problem being around the opposite sex in the bathroom. When my second ex-wife was recovering from a C-section, I had to wipe her after she went to the bathroom. After that, what could a woman possibly do to disgust me, other than root for the Dallas Cowboys?

 

[leo1]

She won't do it under any circumstances; I don't see what the big deal is...

that's how it is in my house, too. it's not like we've discussed this but i guess we've come up with a compromise that when either is pooping or she's sitting doing either, no sharing.

 

[imjustagirl2]

She won't do it under any circumstances; I don't see what the big deal is...

that's how it is in my house, too. it's not like we've discussed this but i guess we've come up with a compromise that when either is pooping or she's sitting doing either, no sharing.

But if she's standing and doing either, it's open game?

 

[alleyallen]

She won't do it under any circumstances; I don't see what the big deal is...

that's how it is in my house, too. it's not like we've discussed this but i guess we've come up with a compromise that when either is pooping or she's sitting doing either, no sharing.

But if she's standing and doing either, it's open game?

If she's standing and doing either, wouldn't that be a bit surprising?

 

[imjustagirl2]

She won't do it under any circumstances; I don't see what the big deal is...

that's how it is in my house, too. it's not like we've discussed this but i guess we've come up with a compromise that when either is pooping or she's sitting doing either, no sharing.

But if she's standing and doing either, it's open game?

If she's standing and doing either, wouldn't that be a bit surprising?

(Hence the joke question, Alley...read slower next time)

 

[alleyallen]

She won't do it under any circumstances; I don't see what the big deal is...

that's how it is in my house, too. it's not like we've discussed this but i guess we've come up with a compromise that when either is pooping or she's sitting doing either, no sharing.

But if she's standing and doing either, it's open game?

If she's standing and doing either, wouldn't that be a bit surprising?

(Hence the joke question, Alley...read slower next time)

Y-y-y-y-e-e-e-e-s-s-s-s m-m-m-m-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-m-m-m-m-m-m.

Oh wait, you said read slower. Gotcha.

 

[Perry White]

They do in "The Sims"

Yeah, but those gibberish-spouting ****ers have no shame. They'll pee anywhere and have a fiesta in the upstairs bathroom when you're dropping a deuce. Next expansion pack: rubbing one out becomes a bathroom option.

Come on, who doesn't like to WooHoo in a photo booth or parked car.

 

[fmrsped]

My apartment is in a pretty old building and my bathroom is small--it is the narrowest bathroom on earth. About 8 or 9 years ago, a woman I was dating at the time moved in with me for a little while. The bathroom has this steam pipe that runs vertically and during the winter, when they have the boiler pumped up, the thing gets piping hot. I didn't have it enclosed or insulated at the time, and my girlfriend burned herself on the thing getting out of the shower damn near every morning. I'd hear a scream, then a stream of curses and I'd laugh my ass off. It was like our ritual. She never got used to the thing, and took to calling it "the death pipe."

Oh. and fmrsped, she was South African. I never thought I have a foreign woman thing until you brought it up yesterday. My longest relationships have actually been with women born and raised in the good ole. But I guess I have dated some foreign women over time. It's not really a thing though.

Holy **** dude.

OR

You're ****ing lying, Ragump, you piece of ****. [/guesswho]

 

[Idaho]

We try not to. But when either of us is in the shower, we don't feel too bad about sneaking in and going No. 1 in the toilet discretely.

Going No. 2? Only if there's about to be an accident. We have a 1/2 bath off the kitchen for No. 2 while someone is brushing their teeth or doing their hair upstairs.

 

[outofplace]

I wonder how many of us that can't share are the ones who don't have children yet. That changes things in two ways.

First of all, dignity can be fairly low on the priority list during child birth. That tends to change how you see each other.

Secondly, once you clean up after a baby, nothing will bother you.

 

[OTD]

22 years of marriage.

No.1, sure (although me having her do it bothers me less than me doing it bothers her).

No. 2, nope. Door stays closed. If someone has to hand in a roll, the door is opened only enough to let in the roll.

On a tangent, this is how I found the most perfect use for cell phones. I called our house phone once when my wife was downstairs and I ran out of TP upstairs.

 

[Seahawk]

I wonder how many of us that can't share are the ones who don't have children yet. That changes things in two ways.

First of all, dignity can be fairly low on the priority list during child birth. That tends to change how you see each other.

Secondly, once you clean up after a baby, nothing will bother you.

This may all be true. However, there isn't anything you could say that would justify me staying in the bathroom while my wife takes a dump, provided she is of full health. There is just no reason to share that experience.

 

[Seahawk]

On a tangent, this is how I found the most perfect use for cell phones. I called our house phone once when my wife was downstairs and I ran out of TP upstairs.

And here I thought I had that trick all to myself.

 

[BYH]

Once in a great while, if I really have to unleash a stream, my wife will let me in to use the toilet if she's showering.

The worst is when a giant number two starts percolating and she's in there taking her sweet-ass time. "Honey how much longer?" "Not much." So I pace back and forth...back and forth...back and forth...pick up a book because this is gonna be a long one...back and forth...toilet flushes...good God am I gonna be able to hold it...now the water's running GODDAMNIT WOMAN WE HAVE A KITCHEN SINK!!!!...water stops...YOU CAN AIR DRY YOUR HANDS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...door opens, dart for the toilet...giant relief.

What gets me is she says I take just as long as she does. WRONG!!! The other night, she woke up as I was in the bathroom. I finished, washed up and was out of there within 30 seconds. I can usually listen to a few verses of "Bohemian Rhapsody" in the time it takes her to finish as I beg for the room.

Ahh true love.