Hygiene Question: Sharing the bathroom

[Inky_Wretch]

I know some couples do this, especially if they only have a one bathroom place.

 

[imjustagirl2]

In my current relationship, going on 6 months? No. The guy I dated for like damn near 2 years? Yeah.

Depends on the relationship and the guy. And, for the record, I'm the one in the shower and he's the one that can't hold it for another 5 minutes.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

I'd like to propose to the mods that we have a Bathroom Habits board.

 

[joe]

No.
Edit: There are some things you just don't need to be a witness to. Ever.

 

[EStreetJoe]

Never (although it does help to have 2 bathrooms)

 

[Lugnuts]

Not a single time in over a decade with the same person.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

No. 1, yes. No. 2, no.

 

[Webster]

Living with Mrs. W for almost 9 years -- nope.

 

[Perry White]

They do in "The Sims"

 

[Perry White]

I'd like to propose to the mods that we have a Bathroom Habits board.

Maybe then they can bring back my "pee in the sink" thread

 

[outofplace]

My wife and I got over this one fairly quickly, which is good now that we have to go through the three-year old's room to get to the other upstairs bathroom.

Besides privacy is pretty much gone with a 3-year-old around anyway, especially with a bathroom door that doesn't close well.

(door creaks) "Hi daddy. Are you poopin'?"

 

[Mystery_Meat]

They do in "The Sims"

Yeah, but those gibberish-spouting ****ers have no shame. They'll pee anywhere and have a fiesta in the upstairs bathroom when you're dropping a deuce. Next expansion pack: rubbing one out becomes a bathroom option.

 

[slappy4428]

She won't do it under any circumstances; I don't see what the big deal is...

 

[qtlaw]

No concurrent functions while pooping underway, every thing else is copacetic. (10+yrs of marriage.)

 

[imjustagirl2]

To clarify my above post: liquid function only.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

My wife and I got over this one fairly quickly, which is good now that we have to go through the three-year old's room to get to the other upstairs bathroom.

Besides privacy is pretty much gone with a 3-year-old around anyway, especially with a bathroom door that doesn't close well.

(door creaks) "Hi daddy. Are you poopin'?"

Nah, this is just the most relaxing seat in the house, Junior.

 

[Seahawk]

No. 1, no big deal.

No. 2, no. Just no.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

To clarify my above post: liquid function only.

Assumably the runs will be an exception.

(for those of you about to type TMI, you just clicked on a bathroom thread, so **** you!)

 

[The Big Ragu]

My apartment is in a pretty old building and my bathroom is small--it is the narrowest bathroom on earth. About 8 or 9 years ago, a woman I was dating at the time moved in with me for a little while. The bathroom has this steam pipe that runs vertically and during the winter, when they have the boiler pumped up, the thing gets piping hot. I didn't have it enclosed or insulated at the time, and my girlfriend burned herself on the thing getting out of the shower damn near every morning. I'd hear a scream, then a stream of curses and I'd laugh my ass off. It was like our ritual. She never got used to the thing, and took to calling it "the death pipe."

Oh. and fmrsped, she was South African. I never thought I have a foreign woman thing until you brought it up yesterday. My longest relationships have actually been with women born and raised in the good ole. But I guess I have dated some foreign women over time. It's not really a thing though.

 

[bigpern23]

Women don't poop. I will not argue this.