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Dear WSKY:

Justin Zwick isn't looking that bad to us.

Signed,
Penn State Pep Band
 
Dear WSKY:

That's what I thought you said.

Signed,
Bill Zwick
Massillon, Ohio
 
sportschick said:
Jared Zabransky from Boise State is playing in it too. Expect multiple interceptions and a lame excuse for them, like he was dehydrated.

I think he only used that one once (Georgia), but for as many as he'll throw, he'll make a few plays too.
 
WSKY said:
sportschick said:
Jared Zabransky from Boise State is playing in it too. Expect multiple interceptions and a lame excuse for them, like he was dehydrated.

I think he only used that one once (Georgia), but for as many as he'll throw, he'll make a few plays too.

Oh he will, but every pick that he throws will be quickly followed by a "He must be dehydrated again" comment in my newsroom.
 
sportschick said:
Jared Zabransky from Boise State is playing in it too. Expect multiple interceptions and a lame excuse for them, like he was dehydrated.

You got your wish, SC.

This time he got picked off throwing to -- get this -- the Oklahoma QB and had it returned for a TD.

Afterward he claimed he drank too much poi. And he still had that stupid blue condom on his head.
 
Norman Stansfield said:
sportschick said:
Jared Zabransky from Boise State is playing in it too. Expect multiple interceptions and a lame excuse for them, like he was dehydrated.

You got your wish, SC.

This time he got picked off throwing to -- get this -- the Oklahoma QB and had it returned for a TD.

Afterward he claimed he drank too much poi. And he still had that stupid blue condom on his head.

When he signed with an agent, he claimed to be one of the top five QBs in the draft. I want some of what he's smoking.
 
sportschick said:
Norman Stansfield said:
sportschick said:
Jared Zabransky from Boise State is playing in it too. Expect multiple interceptions and a lame excuse for them, like he was dehydrated.

You got your wish, SC.

This time he got picked off throwing to -- get this -- the Oklahoma QB and had it returned for a TD.

Afterward he claimed he drank too much poi. And he still had that stupid blue condom on his head.

When he signed with an agent, he claimed to be one of the top five QBs in the draft. I want some of what he's smoking.

I think he was speaking of the Arena League.

And yeah, I hear Boise's got the sticky icky.
 
sportschick said:
Norman Stansfield said:
sportschick said:
Jared Zabransky from Boise State is playing in it too. Expect multiple interceptions and a lame excuse for them, like he was dehydrated.

You got your wish, SC.

This time he got picked off throwing to -- get this -- the Oklahoma QB and had it returned for a TD.

Afterward he claimed he drank too much poi. And he still had that stupid blue condom on his head.

When he signed with an agent, he claimed to be one of the top five QBs in the draft. I want some of what he's smoking.

Top 5? Top 25 maybe.
 

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