House Party IV Alert

[zeke12]

It is on Comedy Central.

do not watch this, unless you are writing a thesis in how unfunny a movie can be.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Hey, Eraserhead.

I know, but it's still funny.

 

[BYH]

There was a House Party III?

 

[Norman Stansfield]

I'm from a town called Fresh Off A Cop's Ass. And I'm homesick.

 

[zeke12]

There was a House Party III?

I know...

 

[Norman Stansfield]

I paid $15,000 for this house! I don't want to listen to no damn Public Enema!

 

[zeke12]

Norm, turn it off and back away from the set. Seriously...

 

[spup1122]

NORMDIAN.. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN????

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Norm, turn it off and back away from the set. Seriously...

Oh, you know all these lines are from the original HouseParty, right?

Don't worry, I'm not watching Part IV. I've never even seen II. To watch would be sacrilege, like watching Revenge of the Nerds III or something.

 

[BYH]

Don't worry, I'm not watching Part IV. I've never even seen II. To watch would be sacrilege, like watching Revenge of the Nerds III or something.

I saw a box set of the Revenge of the Nerds movies the other day. It was like $24 or something. The original Revenge of the Nerds was only like $14. Who the **** would buy the set? Those last three movies were unspeakably bad. the original, though? as good as it gets.

 

[Chi City 81]

I smell ... I smell ... *****!

Yeah, we would smell like ***** to a couple of DICKS!

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Get me two bean pies and a pork chop sandwich, you little test-tube baby!

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Don't worry, I'm not watching Part IV. I've never even seen II. To watch would be sacrilege, like watching Revenge of the Nerds III or something.

I saw a box set of the Revenge of the Nerds movies the other day. It was like $24 or something. The original Revenge of the Nerds was only like $14. Who the **** would buy the set? Those last three movies were unspeakably bad. the original, though? as good as it gets.

Yeah, I saw that too. As luck would have it I just ordered the original on DVD from Amazon. It was like $15 or so, and includes a commentary from a bunch of the actors and some other extras.

For how much I love that movie it was money well spent.

 

[zeke12]

Admitting you have a problem is the first step, Norm.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Admitting you have a problem is the first step, Norm.

Oh, I know I need help. Earlier tonight I was singing the songs in Teen Wolf.

 

[Chi City 81]

Wiiiiiiiiiiiin, in the end!

I've gotta win in the end!

 

[Norman Stansfield]

First my clothes catch on fire...then my car gets a flat...you might think it's a big catastrophe...just seems normal to me...always looking on the bright side...isn't that the way to be...

 

[zeke12]

May god have mercy on your souls.