Hefner got dumped

[Inky_Wretch]

His 25-year-old fiancé broke up with him days before their wedding.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2011/06/14/2011-06-14_hugh_hefner_crystal_harris_wedding_called_off.html

If those two crazy kids that one crazy kid and the guy old enough to be her grandfather who is wearing a captain's hat can't make it, who can?

 

[dooley_womack1]

So that means I have a shot?[/singlemenofsj]

 

[Point of Order]

Bonus link from NYDN:

A Pennsylvania teacher was arrested for making repeated sexual come-ons to a student - including giving the girl a vibrator as a gift during school hours, authorities charged.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/06/14/2011-06-14_pennsylvania_teacher_cheryl_bremble_suspended_for_allegedly_giving_female_studen.html#ixzz1PJ93MmAr

 

[dooley_womack1]

There's at least 3 or 4 poin threads you could have put the link on.

 

[Double J]

So that means I have a shot?[/singlemenofsj]

With Hef? I don't know, call him up and see what happens.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Only the golddiggers would do that.

 

[imjustagirl]

You rang?

 

[ifilus]

"She has a boyfriend. She is seeing Dr. Phil's son, Jordan. She thinks she is going to be living with all of Dr. Phil's millions."

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/06/Hugh%20Hefner%20Wedding%20Cancelled%20Crystal%20Harris%20Cheating%20Dr%20Phil%20Son%20Jordan%20McGraw

 

[DanOregon]

How nice - McGraw's brother is already married to a Playboy model.

 

[YankeeFan]

She sounds sweet:

A source told us, "Crystal wanted to ditch Hef at the altar. Her plan was to walk up the aisle and say she couldn't go through with it. The wedding was to be filmed for a reality special, and her refusal to marry him would be a sensation. She was looking for a tie-in deal of around $500,000 for the exclusive 'I ditched Hef at the altar' interview. While there was interest, Crystal didn't get an offer anywhere near half a million."

http://m.nypost.com/;s=AGvkTu47i-xrBSQ4s-i8213/f/mobile/pagesix/hef_honey_plotted_altar_dump_cO7aX2aMwkvjYUlCyIFAQK

 

[TigerVols]

If you combine the thread title that was immediately above this one (before I posted, of course) you come up with a great semi-haiku:

Koalas got the clap
Hefner got dumped

 

[ifilus]

No time to stop the presses:

On newsstands now!
Special Collector's Issue Introducing America's Princess Mrs. Crystal Hefner



http://www.playboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/2011-07-PBMAG-COVER.jpg

 

[Huggy]

No time to stop the presses:

On newsstands now!
Special Collector's Issue Introducing America's Princess Mrs. Crystal Hefner



http://www.playboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/2011-07-PBMAG-COVER.jpg

Will look for that in my mailbox once the ****ing mail strike ends up here. How many more months before Hef's next bimbo(s) du jour are splashed all over the mag...

 

[Deeper_Background]

 

[Chef2]

No time to stop the presses:

On newsstands now!
Special Collector's Issue Introducing America's Princess Mrs. Crystal Hefner



http://www.playboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/2011-07-PBMAG-COVER.jpg

Will look for that in my mailbox once the ****ing mail strike ends up here. How many more months before Hef's next bimbo(s) du jour are splashed all over the mag...

I'm thinking something else will be splashed all over the mag.

 

[Ace]

For revenge, Hef will put unphotoshopped photos of her in the magazine next month.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Let's assume for a second that she was always doing this for the fame...

Does she think this will be better for her career than marrying him then divorcing him after a year or two or becoming his very rich widow?

 

[ifilus]

Hugh Hefner is finally taking action in his unexpected break-up with Crystal Harris -- defacing her Playboy cover with a giant red sticker that reads, "Runaway Bride."

http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/16/hugh-hefner-crystal-harris-playboy-cover-runaway-bride-sticker-issue-divirce-marriage-wedding/