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[Killick]

DALLAS (AP) — Dallas police are looking for a man who they say repeatedly sneaks into backyards, dances around naked and then runs away.
Police believe the man has been exposing himself in the same neighborhood since 2005. The most recent incident was on Sept. 30.
Police say he usually climbs a fence or goes through a gate and either dances naked or jumps in a swimming pool naked. Police say he also has danced naked on top of a backyard air conditioning unit.
Police say they're looking for a pudgy man who is about 6 feet tall and covers his face while dancing.
Dallas Police Senior Cpl. Janice Crowther says police want to catch him before it escalates into something worse.

Now, I don't know that it's one of us... just have a feeling that this gentleman has an SportsJournalists.com twinge to him. I just want to know, which one of you is it?

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Spnited.

 

[sportschick]

BYH

 

[Small Town Guy]

There's two kinds of dumb. Guy that gets naked and runs into the snow and barks at the moon, and the same guy who does the same thing on top of my air conditioning unit. First one doesn't matter, the second one you're kind of forced to deal with.

 

[forever_town]

It must be ...



BUBBLER!

 

[Starman]

It ain't me babe, no no no, it ain't me you're looking for.

 

[imjustagirl]

I think it's Killick, and he's trying to throw us off his trail.

 

[Killick]

I would NEVER do that. (Again.)

 

[Cadet]

There's two kinds of dumb. Guy that gets naked and runs into the snow and barks at the moon, and the same guy who does the same thing on top of my air conditioning unit. First one doesn't matter, the second one you're kind of forced to deal with.

Excellent pull.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Gotta be Chef, hoping one of those fences catches his genitals.

 

[Killick]

You know, since it mentioned a guy messin' around in someone's back yard, I was kind of thinking it was Bo... uh, nevermind.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Gotta be Chef, hoping one of those fences catches his genitals.

*Cue BYH here, saying that Chef cut off something and left it behind as a souvenir. "The End."*

 

[slappy4428]

Spnited.

Unpossible. The story said "dance"

 

[waterytart]

Spnited.

Unpossible. The story said "dance"

You can't picture spnited moving his hips like "Yeahh"?

 

[dooley_womack1]

I can imagine him breaking his hip.

 

[Football_Bat]

It must be ...



BUBBLER!

You can take the boy out of The Colony, but you can't take The Colony out of the boy.

 

[budcrew08]

Jdv? Provably, etc.?

 

[Cameron Frye]

Dallas Police Senior Cpl. Janice Crowther says police want to catch him before it escalates into something worse.

He's been doing the same thing for four years. What do they think it's going to escalate into?

 

[dooley_womack1]

Maybe before he gains weight or gets hairier?

 

[Killick]

Before he starts doing "propellers."