Glue, private parts, scorned lovers - this didn't end well

[Small Town Guy]

Not much more to say. Four women find out a guy is sleeping with all of them and they - including his wife - take out their revenge in a motel room. One of them lured him to the motel and tied him up, then called the others. They then glued his penis to his stomach.

And, yes, it happened in Wisconsin.

One of them, Wendy Sewell, 44, reportedly asked, "Which one do you love more?"

After the victim was threatened with mace, punched in the face and taunted, the mischief moved south.

Ziemann glued a sensitive body part to his stomach, according to the complaint.

Sensitive body part, indeed. I have seen other outlets use the p word (so maybe this belongs on the journalism board for a discussion on that).

http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/chi-talk-crazy-glueaug04,0,7721966.story

 

[Runaway Jim]

Mr. White: Was he all pissed off?

Mr. Pink: How would you feel if you had to do a handstand every time you took
a ****?

 

[novelist_wannabe]

Story called it a lover's triangle. Wouldn't it be a pentagon?

 

[cranberry]

All that for this? Dude should have stuck with barn animals.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

I was going to say the guy was lucky he still has his pocket rocket and that they didn't go Lorena Bobbitt on him.

After seeing the pictures, maybe he'd be better off if they had stumped him.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Has anybody talked to Bubbler today?

 

[schiezainc]

I find it hard to believe that both those women could fit in one motel room.

 

[Armchair_QB]

I find it hard to believe that both those women could fit in one motel room.

In Wisconsin they're considered petite.

 

[cranberry]

Cheese and meth are a bad combination.

 

[expendable]

Sensitive body part, indeed. I have seen other outlets use the p word (so maybe this belongs on the journalism board for a discussion on that).

I think the topic for discussion on the journalism board isn't if we should use the "p" word, but if we should use those mugshots. :-X

 

[The Big Ragu]

The description kind of turned me on. Is that bad?

 

[Armchair_QB]

Sensitive body part, indeed. I have seen other outlets use the p word (so maybe this belongs on the journalism board for a discussion on that).

I think the topic for discussion on the journalism board isn't if we should use the "p" word, but if we should use those mugshots. :-X

There were four women. He only posted mugs of the cute ones.

 

[cranberry]

Sensitive body part, indeed. I have seen other outlets use the p word (so maybe this belongs on the journalism board for a discussion on that).

I think the topic for discussion on the journalism board isn't if we should use the "p" word, but if we should use those mugshots. :-X

There were four women. He only posted mugs of the cute ones.

There wasn't enough bandwidth left on the Internet to post all four pictures.

 

[finishthehat]

There's a probably apocryphal Hollywood anecdote that says at one point in their stormy relationship, Sean Young superglued James Wood's **** to his thigh.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

The fourth was his wife, whose name and mug were withheld to protect his identity.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

All that for this? Dude should have stuck with barn animals.

I'd want my penis glued to my stomach too if that's what I was messing around with.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

The fourth was his wife, whose name and mug were withheld to protect his identity.

Are they protecting his identity because he's a criminal victim or out of pity?

 

[Ace]

Leave the guy alone. Sometimes you go with quantity over quality.

Anyway, I smell a Lifetime movie!

 

[novelist_wannabe]

The fourth was his wife, whose name and mug were withheld to protect his identity.

Are they protecting his identity because he's a criminal victim or out of pity?

Yes.

Anyway, I smell a Lifetime movie!

No way in hell Springer is letting Lifetime anywhere close to this one. Sasha Baron Cohen maybe, but not Lifetime.

 

[PCLoadLetter]

Leave the guy alone. Sometimes you go with quantity over quality.

Anyway, I smell a Lifetime movie!

Or Food Network. Or maybe Animal Planet.