Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day ...

[Oggiedoggie]

But, teach a man to fish and God will fry his manhood.

TAITUNG, Taiwan -- An angler's genitals were struck by lightning while he was fishing yesterday morning at a reef on Green Island, located off Taiwan's coast in the eastern county of Taitung, according to coastal patrol policemen.

The angler, 47 and named Chen Ming-wen, was fishing at a reef off the Nanliao Bank of the Green Island, when a bolt of lightning -- attracted by the fishing pole he was holding -- struck, running down to his privates.

...

Doctors said that Chen had some 20 percent of his body burnt, and remained conscious, adding that they would conduct further examinations to see if Chen's sex ability is undermined or not.

From: http://www.chinapost.com.tw/taiwan/local/taitung/2008/04/17/152323/Taitung-angler%27s.htm

 

[Steak Snabler]

Chen Ming-wen?

What are the chances this causes an unintended panic amongst Yankee fans?

 

[Ace]

Getting your genitals struck by lightning really isn't as bad as it sounds.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

"Doctors said that Chen had some 20 percent of his body burnt, and remained conscious, adding that they would conduct further examinations to see if Chen's sex ability is undermined or not. "

The last thought holds so much promise...

 

[old_tony]

Getting your genitals struck by lightning really isn't as bad as it sounds.

Probably had a hell of a climax.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

Getting your genitals struck by lightning really isn't as bad as it sounds.

Probably had a hell of a climax.

I would imagine he described it as "electrifying."

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

"Doc, my balls just got struck by lightning. Will I ever be able to have an erection for more than 7 seconds?"

"I don't see why not."

"Sweet! I never could before!"

 

[fishwrapper]

Getting your genitals struck by lightning really isn't as bad as it sounds.

Nice.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

"Doc, my balls just got struck by lightning. Will I ever be able to have an erection for more than 7 seconds?"

"I don't see why not."

"Sweet! I never could before!"

A generation of piano players rejoice as the burden of an old joke is lifted from them.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

OK, be honest, how many of you removed your **** piercing upon reading this?