First-world problems

[3_Octave_Fart]

Let's hear them, members and moderators.

My car seats are heated, and sometimes they fry my butt off.

 

[Jake_Taylor]

I live in fear of cyber or military attacks from second world nations such as China and North Korea.

 

[JC]

I worry far more than I should about how much space I have left on my pvr.

 

[Jake_Taylor]

In Soviet Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One. #secondworldproblems

 

[Songbird]

I hate the possibility of using 3-point field goal percentage to determine the NBA MVP.

 

[Moderator1]

Not only was my Amazon Prime order a day late, I had to walk to the bottom of the steps to pick it up instead of it being right by my door. Seriously? I pay 79 bucks a year, I want that jank BY MY DOOR.

Plus, my Internet was down for 10 minutes the other night. Thank gosh for my phone and 4G

 

[Vombatus]

My favorite porn site infected my computer.

 

[Vombatus]

My prospect for March 14th appears to be oh fer two. Yet again.

 

[MTM]

Every time I turn on the radio and get in the shower, they immediately run a string of commercials.

 

[MisterCreosote]

My favorite message board has too much white space.

 

[KJIM]

In all seriousness, when I went to buy a new electric toothbrush, I was really put off because I couldn't find one that shut off consistently at the two-minute mark, as my last one did.

And I don't live in a "first world," but the biggest gripe I have with the twice-weekly housekeeping is that they put too much starch in my kitchen towels.

 

[Moderator1]

My favorite message board has too much white space.

Thank gosh you can leave there and come here then so you get some relief.

Here's another one: When the food delivery service says 15 minutes, I expect my food in 15 minutes. This 17-18 minute stuff is nonsense.

I also have to recharge my bluetooth headset way too often

 

[MTM]

The food portions are way too big at many restaurants.

 

[FileNotFound]

On my last business trip, I got stuck with a Nissan Maxima for my rental car. How in the world does a $30K car not have a USB port in 2015?

 

[Dick Whitman]

I get frustrated when I try to get some work done in bed and only have one monitor instead of two.

 

[expendable]

I get frustrated when I try to get some work done in bed and only have one monitor instead of two.

Monitors in bed? Methinks you're doing it wrong.

 

[Riptide]

In Soviet Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One. #secondworldproblems

In Mother Russia, TV channel is watching you.

 

[schiezainc]

It's ludicrous that I'm still waiting for Netflix to put Season Seven of Sons of Anarchy online.
Also, I'm starting to get really pissed off at McDonalds and Wendy's. When I order plain cheeseburgers, I expect plain cheeseburgers. Just cheese, bread and burger. Stop making me take my food back to you because you kept all the **** I didn't order on it.

 

[old_tony]

sun spots blanked out the picture while I was watching a TV show this afternoon so now I'll have to record it off OnDemand.

 

[Riptide]

The AC blows too cold when I turn it to High.