First-world problems

[ifilus]

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

A thread Tom Brady will never click on in his entire life.

 

[Bronco77]

My wife's favorite restaurant doesn't carry any of my favorite craft beers.

 

[Songbird]

Wake up at 3 in the a.m. hankering for Honey Nut Cheerios only to find out the box is empty, so you pour a big bowl of regular Cheerios and douse them with sugar.

 

[Vombatus]

Wake up at 4 AM and I am out of beer and toilet paper.

 

[HC]

Food storage containers all have a hollow rim so that when I take them out of the dishwasher they drip all over the dry dishes.

 

[93Devil]

I'm frustrated by the online message board I frequent.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

My backup quarterback on my fantasy team got hurt and sucked this season. And there was nobody good to pick up,on the waiver wire.

 

[Riptide]

Stupid restaurant ran out of the all-you-can-eat prime rib again.

 

[expendable]

My daughter complained that her donut had too much glaze on it this morning. First world, and just...wrong.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

I swear this video game is cheating to make me lose.

 

[Moderator1]

So I have TVs and monitors galore on my desk, with packages for all the sports. Pretty sweet. But the friggin HD is out. C'mon, really?

 

[Riptide]

Where the **** is the Vitamin Water?

 

[Vombatus]

I'm at a bar drinking. The civil thing to do is get up and go pee. The third world animal in me wants to whip it out and pee on the floor. Choices, choices.

 

[Vombatus]

Problem solved. Went to the can and pissed in the sink. Rinsed clean - hey it's the same as pissing in the gym showers - George.

 

[Moderator1]

The can didn't have a toilet?


Meanwhile, we have TWO Keurigs at the office. TWO. And neither is functional right now. I have go to downstairs for coffee!?!?! Really?

 

[Vombatus]

Can did have a toilet. But the sink was closer.

Keurigs rock! **** the environment!

And we need another sj outing soon. I need to blow off some steam after this winter.

 

[Bradley Guire]

Why can't DC figure out a shared universe? Cavill's Superman, Bale's Batman, Amell's Green Arrow, Gustin's Flash and a few others. Not that hard to do!

 

[mpcincal]

The pages on this site take too long to load on my smartphone. Woe is me!

 

[MTM]

People on a message board are debating if it's worse to wash dishes, clean bathrooms or fold laundry [/crossthread]