espn ruins everything

[shockey]

okay, i'm a freak. i planned my saturday afternoon around the pro football h.o.f. inductions, knowing harry carson bats leadoff. it was supposed to begin at 1 p.m. told mrs. shockey we'd be good to go by 1:30 at the latest.

well, i just sat through more than 35 minutes of bull****. now, it's a commercial break. no harry yet.

this sucks. i have to get a life.

 

[beefncheddar]

Oh, so Mr. Take My Name Out Of Consideration is cool with the HOF now that they voted him in, huh?

 

[Almost_Famous]

i've done lame things like plan nights around the OC, but the pro football hall of fame speeches? shockey, you are a true fan.

 

[shockey]

no, not a true fan. i'm outta here once harry's done. he's been a friend, but geez, what a waste of time. thanks for nothing, espn.

 

[Garner]

Boo vacuum haistyling attachments.

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

On an unrelated note, Al Davis appears to be in worse shape than Fidel Castro.

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

On an unrelated note, Al Davis appears to be in worse shape than Fidel Castro.

The Raiders led the fight for diversity?

 

[kokane_muthashed]

Al Davis looks like a Sith Lord and Madden's bust looks more like Jimmy Johnson.

 

[shockey]

by the by. got back in time to see sara white. quite the dish, no?

she and reggie's son were great. his daughter sung the anthem. great all around. unfortunately for the daughter, she looks more like dad than mom. that's tough on a young lady, isn't it. girls?

 

[joe king]

by the by. got back in time to see sara white. quite the dish, no?

she and reggie's son were great. his daughter sung the anthem. great all around. unfortunately for the daughter, she looks more like dad than mom. that's tough on a young lady, isn't it. girls?

I remember years ago seeing a photo of Joe Montana and his family. His wife was gorgeous, naturally, the blond model type, but their teen-age daughter, God bless her, looked just like Joe. I felt so bad for her I almost cried. Almost.

 

[ballscribe]

Kind of like Billy Joey and Christie Brinkley's daughter being the spitting image of ... him.
Probably sings like her, too. :

 

[shockey]

Kind of like Billy Joey and Christie Brinkley's daughter being the spitting image of ... him.
Probably sings like her, too.  :

yeah. i always feel that's gotta be tough.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Kind of like Billy Joey and Christie Brinkley's daughter being the spitting image of ... him.
Probably sings like her, too.  :

yeah. i always feel that's gotta be tough.

If Alexa has his ability with a piano, all will be forgotten. Trust me.

Shockey, I was with ya on the HOF ceremonies. I wanted to listen to Harry Carson myself. Glad I took the time.
On an unrelated note - yet probably not threadworthy - I was helping to piece together some HS football players to watch in our area yesterday. The latest addition? A 5-foot-9 linebacker. :'(

 

[Buck]

i've done lame things like plan nights around the OC ...

That almost as a sad as a girl who looks like Reggie White.

 

[Dude]

by the by. got back in time to see sara white. quite the dish, no?

She's available from what I hear.


/Ticket punched and already on the train/

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Boo vacuum haistyling attachments.

Hooray beer!

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

by the by. got back in time to see sara white. quite the dish, no?

She's available from what I hear.


/Ticket punched and already on the train/

I think that comment makes you at least the assistant conductor on said train.

 

[Dude]

by the by. got back in time to see sara white. quite the dish, no?

She's available from what I hear.


/Ticket punched and already on the train/

I think that comment makes you at least the assistant conductor on said train.

That's probably not a good thing for me being that no less an authority on the subject as you your holiness offered it. :-\

 

[BYH]

Homer: It's ESPN's fault I'm bald!
ESPN: [meekly] I'm sorry.
Grampa: It's ESPN's fault I'm old!
ESPN: I'm sorry!
Maggie: It's ESPN's fault I can't talk!
ESPN: I'm sorry!
Uncle Sam: It's ESPN's fault America has lost its way!
ESPN: I'm sorry!
All: It's all your fault! It's all your fault! It's all your fault!