Freelance Hack
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Today, Evil Hasselhoff has filed papers to run against incumbent Gov. Ernie Fletcher for a spot on Freelance Hack's profile.
Evil Hasselhoff, who's a member of the Free Clitoris Party, vows to maintain corruption and despair, otherwise known as the status quo from Fletcher's term in office.
Fletcher, in response, says he wants to "restore hope." Though he did add that he would change to color if he were re-elected.
So it's up to you America! And you Canada! And you Eagles in London! And you JJ in South Africa! You decide who is worthy to be my profile picture. And just like Chicago in the good old days, you can vote more than once!
It's Evil vs. Ernie. You make the call!
Evil Hasselhoff, who's a member of the Free Clitoris Party, vows to maintain corruption and despair, otherwise known as the status quo from Fletcher's term in office.
Fletcher, in response, says he wants to "restore hope." Though he did add that he would change to color if he were re-elected.
So it's up to you America! And you Canada! And you Eagles in London! And you JJ in South Africa! You decide who is worthy to be my profile picture. And just like Chicago in the good old days, you can vote more than once!
It's Evil vs. Ernie. You make the call!
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