Damn, Pittsburgh, you're sick...

[Killick]

Funeral firector finds guy who, apparently, was about to violate a corpse.

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/13983339/detail.html

 

[Captain_Kirk]

you know the old saying:

Once they're dead, they're easy to bed....

 

[Ace]

Hard to blame the guy. She was probably asking for it.

 

[Killick]

"I'm so hot for her, i'm so hot for her
I'm so hot for her and she's so cold
I'm so hot for her, i'm on fire for her
I'm so hot for her and she's so cold

I'm the burning bush, i'm the burning fire
I'm the bleeding volcano
I'm so hot for her, i'm so hot for her
I'm so hot for her and she's so cold

Yeah, i tried re-wiring her, tried re-firing her
I think her engine is permanently stalled
She's so cold she's so cold
She's so cold cold cold
Like a tombstone
She's so cold, she's so cold
She's so cold cold cold like an ice cream cone
She's so cold she's so cold
I dare not touch her my hand just froze

Yeah, i'm so hot for hot for her, i'm so hot for her
I'm so hot for her and even so
Put your hand on the heat, put your hand on the heat
Aw c'mon baby, let's go

She's so cold, she's so cold, cold, she's so c-c-c-old
But she's beautiful, though

Yeah, she's so cold

She's so cold, she's so cold
She was born in an arctic zone
She's so cold she's so cold, cold, cold
I dare not touch her my hand just froze

She's so cold, she's so ******* cold she's so
Cold cold cold she's so cold

Who would believe you were a beauty indeed
When the days get shorter and the nights get long
Lie awake when the rain comes
Nobody will know, when you're old
When you're old, nobody will know
That you was a beauty, a sweet sweet beauty
A sweet sweet beauty, but stone stone cold

You're so cold, you're so cold, cold, cold
You're so cold, you're so cold

I'm so hot for you, i'm so hot for you
I'm so hot for you and you're so cold!"

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Maybe he just had a wide stance.

 

[Bubbler]

Isn't George Romero from Pittsburgh?

 

[cranberry]

It was the dude's second offense. Obviously he can't resist the scent of formaldehyde.

 

[outofplace]

Isn't George Romero from Pittsburgh?

Brings a whole new meaning to, "They're coming to get you, Barbara." doesn't it?

 

[Killick]

I'd bet Rothlisberger is damned glad he survived his wreck now, huh?

 

[SixToe]

Somewhere, Alice Cooper is saying, "Hey, I told you so."

 

[imjustagirl2]

Only in Pittsburgh.

 

[Chi City 81]

Only in Pittsburgh.

Son, we're tired of your bull ****. We happen to know several people who violate corpses, and their not from Pitsburg. Why must you always be a jack ass? Theres a whole big world out there away from youre computer. Enjoy it. If you have a problem take it to PM and have a Happy Necrophilia Day!

 

[outofplace]

Only in Pittsburgh.

Yeah...they don't bother to arrest the guys doing this in Cleveland. There's just too many.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Only in Pittsburgh.

Yeah...they don't bother to arrest the guys doing this in Cleveland. There's just too many.

Is it even a crime in Cleveland?

 

[Ace]

Only in Pittsburgh.

Yeah...they don't bother to arrest the guys doing this in Cleveland. There's just too many.

Is it even a crime in Cleveland?

I think it is for gay necrophelia but only a misdemeanor.

 

[outofplace]

Only in Pittsburgh.

Yeah...they don't bother to arrest the guys doing this in Cleveland. There's just too many.

Is it even a crime in Cleveland?

I think it is for gay necrophelia but only a misdemeanor.

I wonder if they dismiss the charges for anyone who puts a Dawg Pound mask on the corpse first.

 

[Killick]

No, in Cleveland we identify the really sick people by the mask.
Dog mask? Aww, he's just showing team spirit. Go Browns.
Jhonny Peralta? Clearly, the guy just loves his Tribe.
Ted Stepien? Wow. Get some help, fella.

 

[alleyallen]

Maaaaaaannnnnn. He had one leg hiked up and he'd torn open the plastic covering on her body? Goodgawd!