Crossthread font: SJ.com Resolution

[Football_Bat]

Whereas, Since we use blue for sarcasm font and
Whereas, crossthreads have become more common than sarcastic replies,

Now therefore: I propose that all crossthreads henceforth be posted in orange.

 

[imjustagirl]

Re: Crossthread font: Resolutionj

I propose that any need to mention sarcasm and/or crossthreading is, in itself, retarded and therefore calling MORE attention to it is beyond stupid.

 

[Football_Bat]

Damn you're fast.

 

[imjustagirl]

Yep, I got in before you fixed the thread title.

Is there a color for that?


ALSO, while we're nitpicking, why do we call it a sarcasm font or crossthread font when it's a color? The font remains the same.

 

[forever_town]

I wish to add an amendment to Mr. Bat's motion to add the color green to signify jokes, as opposed to the standard color for sarcasm.

 

[This is my username]

As a colorblind-American, I find this blatant disrespect for my disability ... disrespectful.

 

[imjustagirl]

Is the disrespect "font" red?

 

[MartinEnigmatica]

I propose we use red for sports discussions, purple for life/entertainment, yellow for weather, navy for news and another shade of green for money.

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

What's drunk/ramblin' lono have to say about this?

 

[This is my username]

How about this.

If blue is sarcasm, let purple be deadly serious.

If red is disrespect, let brown be "please take no offense."

If pink is "I enjoy inappropriate sexual advances," maybe teal can mean "I am very litigious."

Maybe beige can mean, "I'm so ashamed of this comment, I want it to be very difficult to read.

Hooray!

 

[imjustagirl]

So...I have to type all my posts in pink now?

 

[This is my username]

And yes, all those pairs look identical to me (with beige blending in perfectly with the background).

 

[imjustagirl]

I didn't even know there WAS a beige line.

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

I didn't even know there WAS a beige line.

Neither did I.

 

[Football_Bat]

I propose we use red for sports discussions, purple for life/entertainment, yellow for weather, navy for news and another shade of green for money.

Despite that you're dissing a serious subject ... that is ******* well played.

 

[imjustagirl]

I didn't even know there WAS a beige line.

Neither did I.

You sneaky *******.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

I propose we use red for sports discussions, purple for life/entertainment, yellow for weather, navy for news and another shade of green for money.

Despite that you're dissing a serious subject ... that is ******* well played.

It really, really was.

And IJAG, I know the [/crossthreading] thing can get annoying, but I think people assume not everyone is reading every thread on here. It's a way of saying, "This is not a complete non sequitur -- it might look like I'm being moronic, but I'm actually being clever"

 

[imjustagirl]

I don't mind the crossthreading (I usually still don't get the reference, because I only read 1/3 of the threads on here) but I just had to include it because that's what this thread was about.

 

[This is my username]

Maybe what we really need is an I'm being clever font.

 

[This is my username]

Nope. Nevermind. I can't tell red from black.

Carry on without me.