Breaking it off...

[mustangj17]

Tell her you caught the herp.

 

[slappy4428]

Drive over, have sex with her and break up with her via a note left on the pillow after you sneak out in the middle of the night.

Yup... that's how we do it around here... it's in the stylebook, right? :D

 

[writing irish]

 

[Buck]

Be a jerk to her until she breaks up with you.

There's your winner right there. It's a time-honored guy tradition.

Uh, that backfires.

That technique is like Colt .45.

 

[Some Guy]

It's four dates. As a member of the female version of humanity, I say just call her. Do that without being mean, try a little truth, and it's all good.

What if you can't do the second thing without doing the first?

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

Four dates? Did you guys already exchange wedding vows?

Just call her and be honest.

 

[waterytart]

GBNF, is this the same woman who inspired your thread about serendipity? If so, she probably picked up on your initial giddiness, and that's why she allowed herself to be that openly "into you' so early on. If that's the case, I say do it in person.

 

[Magic In The Night]

GBNF, is this the same woman who inspired your thread about serendipity? If so, she probably picked up on your initial giddiness, and that's why she allowed herself to be that openly "into you' so early on. If that's the case, I say do it in person.

It's funny. I was just thinking the same thing. Geez, how do you go from it's fated, she's my soulmate to well it's over after four dates. That's gotta be tough for her. But I'd probably do the phone thing though.

 

[Some Guy]

Four dates? Did you guys already exchange wedding vows?

Just call her and be honest.

"Your ass is too big."

 

[Ace]

GBNF, is this the same woman who inspired your thread about serendipity? If so, she probably picked up on your initial giddiness, and that's why she allowed herself to be that openly "into you' so early on. If that's the case, I say do it in person.

It's funny. I was just thinking the same thing. Geez, how do you go from it's fated, she's my soulmate to well it's over after four dates. That's gotta be tough for her. But I'd probably do the phone thing though.

No. I can understand. She probably brought her boyfriend along on all four dates.

 

[Double J]

Unannounced ATM.

Either she'll freak and do the breaking up for you, or she won't, and you'll want to reconsider.

Win-win.

OMG, that is the funniest thing I've seen here in a long while. Very nice..... ;D

 

[Double J]

Facebook status announcement.

That's how I found out for sure that my marriage was over.

I'm not kidding.

I can and do laugh about it now, though......I actually wish I had thought of it. :D

Wow. I can't believe someone would do that. Holy ****, man. Glad you have a good sense of humor about it. I certainly wouldn't.

Oh, I wasn't amused at first. It was a bit of a jolt, coming across my news feed. While I was at work. Not that I spent a lot of time Facebooking while at work, but..... ;D

We were, as they say, taking a break. Upon reflection, I realized I probably had it coming after the way I had, um, suggested the break. Some days, when I think about it, I think I was a completely insensitive *******. Most of the rest of the time, I feel like I should have done what I did about a year or two sooner. Let's just say that the woman from whom I will soon be divorced bears little if any resemblance, other than physical, to the woman I married.

 

[GBNF]

GBNF, is this the same woman who inspired your thread about serendipity? If so, she probably picked up on your initial giddiness, and that's why she allowed herself to be that openly "into you' so early on. If that's the case, I say do it in person.

It's funny. I was just thinking the same thing. Geez, how do you go from it's fated, she's my soulmate to well it's over after four dates. That's gotta be tough for her. But I'd probably do the phone thing though.

Yeah, I'm not going to lie, I certainly overreacted too fast. But things just went incredibly downhill last night, and I know it's not what I want. Oh well.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Call her, then. But for the love of Tebow, don't text her.

Um. yeah. Don't text her, e-mail her, IM her or do it any other way than on the phone. She deserves at least that courtesy. All women do.

Who text beakups with someone?

My ex-girlfriend, for one.

 

[Angola!]

Call her, then. But for the love of Tebow, don't text her.

Um. yeah. Don't text her, e-mail her, IM her or do it any other way than on the phone. She deserves at least that courtesy. All women do.

Who text beakups with someone?

Oh yeah, my girlfriend of two years did that to me last year. Hooray for cold-hard bitchery.

I got divorced by text message.

Crazy *****.

 

[waterytart]

GBNF, is this the same woman who inspired your thread about serendipity? If so, she probably picked up on your initial giddiness, and that's why she allowed herself to be that openly "into you' so early on. If that's the case, I say do it in person.

It's funny. I was just thinking the same thing. Geez, how do you go from it's fated, she's my soulmate to well it's over after four dates. That's gotta be tough for her. But I'd probably do the phone thing though.

Yeah, I'm not going to lie, I certainly overreacted too fast. But things just went incredibly downhill last night, and I know it's not what I want. Oh well.

Does she know that everything went incredibly downhill last night? Because, then, you'd be OK with just a phone call but, since she goes to the same shul as your family, make sure it's civil enough to keep her from bad-mouthing you to family friends.

 

[Ace]

GBNF, is this the same woman who inspired your thread about serendipity? If so, she probably picked up on your initial giddiness, and that's why she allowed herself to be that openly "into you' so early on. If that's the case, I say do it in person.

It's funny. I was just thinking the same thing. Geez, how do you go from it's fated, she's my soulmate to well it's over after four dates. That's gotta be tough for her. But I'd probably do the phone thing though.

Yeah, I'm not going to lie, I certainly overreacted too fast. But things just went incredibly downhill last night, and I know it's not what I want. Oh well.

Does she know that everything went incredibly downhill last night? Because, then, you'd be OK with just a phone call but, since she goes to the same shul as your family, make sure it's civil enough to keep her from bad-mouthing you to family friends.

Of course she knows. She took out the restraining order, didn't she?

 

[Diabeetus]

She got a text-message breakup:

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Call her, then. But for the love of Tebow, don't text her.

Um. yeah. Don't text her, e-mail her, IM her or do it any other way than on the phone. She deserves at least that courtesy. All women do.

Who text beakups with someone?

Oh yeah, my girlfriend of two years did that to me last year. Hooray for cold-hard bitchery.

I got divorced by text message.

Crazy *****.

Wow.

A five-month relationship is one thing. But being divorced through a text message? That's ****ed up, dude.

 

[Moderator1]

Dude we r so o-ver

Yeah, that would suck.