Breaking it off...

[Double Down]

Moddy hints at the more complicated issue here: If you've slept together, maybe a phone call is kind of a **** move. But, it also might be exactly the right move too.

 

[Gutter]

Four dates? Is it that big an issue?
"Yo, ain't happening. Later."

So, uh, I should be concerned because The Queen's Facebook relationship line now says "single?"

Start eyeing up her friends once it says "In an Open Relationship."

You could become an orgy guy.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I thought Chef was going to tell us a tale of what he did when his toe was frozen.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

How, ahem, productive were the four dates?
The level of, ahem, productivity has a bearing on the emotiional intensity of the relationship and, therefore, on how to end it.

 

[Ashy Larry]

Facebook status announcement.

That's how I found out for sure that my marriage was over.

I'm not kidding.

I can and do laugh about it now, though......I actually wish I had thought of it.

Same thing happened to my friend last month......he isn't on Facebook so basically the whole world knew before he did.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Four dates? Is it that big an issue?
"Yo, ain't happening. Later."

So, uh, I should be concerned because The Queen's Facebook relationship line now says "single?"

Start eyeing up her friends once it says "In an Open Relationship."

You could become an orgy guy.

He's certainly got the shoes for playing that role.

 

[User 1019]

Facebook status announcement.

That's how I found out for sure that my marriage was over.

I'm not kidding.

I can and do laugh about it now, though......I actually wish I had thought of it.

Wow. I can't believe someone would do that. Holy ****, man. Glad you have a good sense of humor about it. I certainly wouldn't.

 

[Write-brained]

I still can't get over the fact that you don't want to drive an hour to break it off.

 

[Pancamo]

I can't get over the fact that it is four dates and he is sweating it.

 

[Fudgie the Whale]

Tell her you're gay.

 

[Point of Order]

I can't get over the fact that it is four dates and he is sweating it.

Date 1: Hit it.
Date 2: Hit it, watched some TV
Date 3: Got her first AND last name, whoa!
Date 4: The end

 

[Steak Snabler]

Leave a note under her windshield wiper that says: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

 

[zeke12]

Unannounced ATM.

Either she'll freak and do the breaking up for you, or she won't, and you'll want to reconsider.

Win-win.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

Come on.

Pull your pants on and do the manly thing.

Just avoid her for the next several years.

 

[Some Guy]

I'm not sure how you pronounce it ...

 

[Buck]

Be a jerk to her until she breaks up with you.

There's your winner right there. It's a time-honored guy tradition.

 

[Cosmo]

I thought the title of this thread was "breaking one off" as in the Snoop Dogg sense as in:

Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off

 

[JackReacher]

I thought the title of this thread was "breaking one off" as in the Snoop Dogg sense as in:

Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off

Real propa-like?

 

[dargan]

Be a jerk to her until she breaks up with you.

There's your winner right there. It's a time-honored guy tradition.

Uh, that backfires.

 

[I Digress]

It's four dates. As a member of the female version of humanity, I say just call her. Do that without being mean, try a little truth, and it's all good.