Kirk: Is she sleeping, dude?
Ram: I think so, man. Come here...
Kirk: ****...
Ram: Cow-tipping's the ****in' greatest. Punch it in!
Kirk: Owww... okay on the count of three, guy.
[In unison] One, two, three.
[Cow lands in mud, covering VS and HM. KK and RA laugh hysterically. Ram
jumps on Heather M,]
Kirk [To Veronica]: When I get that feeling, I need sexual healing.
Veronica: Yeah, right, asshole.
[Kirk keels over]
J.D. [Coming down the hill]: What is this ****?
Veronica: Doing a favor for Heather. Double date. I tried to tell you at the funeral, but you rode off.
J.D.: Another ****in' Heather. Sorry, I'm feeling a little superior tonight. Seven schools in seven states, and the only thing different is my locker combination. Our love is God. Let's go get a slushie.