Best mug shot ever...

[Dickens Cider]

She has two chances to get out of this without a jail sentence: skim and none.

 

[slappy4428]

mooving...

 

[Diabeetus]

Just an udder day on this board...I love you all :D

 

[Chef]

 

[BYH]

The odds of her getting convicted are half and half.

****ing awesome.

 

[slappy4428]

Say cheese!

 

[Chef]

"Her tits are huge!"

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

I guess she wanted to be part of PETA's push to use human breast milk in ice cream.

 

[budcrew08]

16 cow jokes. That's impressive.

 

[Diabeetus]

16 cow jokes. That's impressive.

Did you use a cowculator to add them all up?

 

[slappy4428]

16 cow jokes. That's impressive.

Did you use a cowculator to add them all up?

He sure as hell didn't use an abaaaacus

 

[Batman]

Is her last name Holstein? Is she from Jersey?

 

[BYH]

I heard she was grazed by a bullet.

 

[slappy4428]

I heard she was grazed by a bullet.

Someone prod you into saying that?

 

[Batman]

I heard she was grazed by a bullet.

Yeah, but the cops thought it was staged. They really grilled her.

 

[JakeandElwood]

On the whole I'd say she has a skim chance.

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

She can only be saved by bovine intervention

 

[Batman]

If she did a porno (god forbid) would it feature a cudshot?

 

[dooley_womack1]

During the trial, they polled the jury.

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

Will she go free? She has a gouda chance as any