Ben Johnson, shut the f--k up!

[Freelance Hack]

I had a beer with Carl Lewis' football friend in the drug testing waiting room after I kicked Carl Lewis' ass in the 100 meters. And Carl Lewis' footballer friend, you see, he, um, spiked my beer. That's right, the mother ****er, he spiked my beer with stanozolol! And then, um, I, um, go **** and the drug test came back positive!

*** you Carl Lewis and Carl Lewis' football friend. Vengenance shall be mine!

http://www.sportsline.com/worldsports/story/9851866

 

[tyler durden 71351]

Tony K and Wilbon were cracking on this on PTI the other day...apparantly Ben Johnson has been saying this for years to reporters off-the-record. Now he decided to jump up and make it public. Carl Lewis ought to sue the **** out of him....

 

[spnited]

The funniest part of this whole thing is dumbass Ben admitting he was using drugs but saying stanozolol "was not the drugs I was using."
****ing moron.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Ben, skip the shovel and use the backhoe. If you're doing to dig yourself deeper, make it quick, eh?

 

[Starman]

Click.

 

[doubledown68]

I find all this hilarious... I say he should keep talking. :)

 

[Lester Bangs]

I find all this hilarious... I say he should keep talking. :)

Hell, give him his own reality show. This guy is ratings gold!

 

[JR]

You should see the commercial's he's running up here. An explanation can't do it justice. Let me see if I can find a link.

BTW, can we ship him down to you?

 

[Sam Mills 51]

You should see the commercial's he's running up here. An explanation can't do it justice. Let me see if I can find a link.

BTW, can we ship him down to you?

No, that Canadian is all yours, my friend. We have enough problems down here.

 

[JR]

Well, here's the background on the ads but I have to dig deeper and find a video. WORST ADS EVER.

http://www.adsthatsuck.ca/2006/06/13/ben-johnson-is-a-cheetah/