Be careful when you trim!

[OnTheRiver]

Dan Savage is incredible. Single-handedly got Rick Santorum's last name widespread use as a description for ... well... look it up (not on a work computer.)

 

[writing irish]

A chunk? Goodness gracious! She must have a clitoris like a glazed ham.

 

[OnTheRiver]

A chunk? Goodness gracious! She must have a clitoris like a glazed ham.

Letter was probably written by Vanessa Del Rio.

 

[Tripp McNeely]

Some chunks are bigger than others.

 

[Idaho]

This is why I use an electric razor whenever I shave above the knees and why I am not ashamed to have the furry boxer shorts look.

/cyclist

 

[mike311gd]

Some chunks are bigger than others.

My brother's nickname is Chunk.

I hope he's OK. Oh, wait. He'd never be on a woman's clit.

And that, kids, is irony. (And false because he and his girlfriend will likely become pregnant within the next year, since they're retarded and all.)

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

Funny. One would be surprised how little a nicked scrotum bleeds. Can't speak for an excised chunk, however, for that is a horse of a different color.

 

[mike311gd]

Funny. One would be surprised how little a nicked scrotum bleeds. Can't speak for an excised chunk, however, for that is a horse of a different color.

When I drink, I get pretty philosophical; I start asking questions you'd think about when sober, but never would ask because, well, who cares? (That's why I come here.) One of them was: If you cut your scrotum while shaving, how deep would it have to be to see one of your guys rolling at your feet?

Generally, like usual, people just start drinking and walk away slowly.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Funny. One would be surprised how little a nicked scrotum bleeds. Can't speak for an excised chunk, however, for that is a horse of a different color.

When I drink, I get pretty philosophical; I start asking questions you'd think about when sober, but never would ask because, well, who cares? (That's why I come here.) One of them was: If you cut your scrotum while shaving, how deep would it have to be to see one of your guys rolling at your feet?

Generally, like usual, people just start drinking and walk away slowly.

Damn, dude, it's a scrotum; not a pinata.

 

[DanOregon]

Travelling through L.A. (go figure), I actually saw a large billboard on a well-travelled street advertising specialized reconstructive surgery for that part of the body. Apparently it's not just for shows on FX or E! anymore.

 

[Beaker]

If she had used a butter shave, this wouldn't have happened.

<trying to reach quota of Seinfeld references>

 

[mike311gd]

Oh, man. I'm cooked.

 

[Beaker]

Kramer's on the roof with the butter...oh no!

 

[mike311gd]

I was looking for: "Technically, you're sauteed."

 

[dixiehack]

When I was in college, the brothers -- some of them, at least -- casually referred to intercourse as "getting some trim." About the same time, there was this diet drink called Trim. My roomie kept a can of that on top of our TV at all times. Just in case.

One of my buddies still refers to it as "getting some trim." That and "making doughnuts."

Time to get some trim make the donuts

Wait, so you're telling me Woody Widenhoefer lost a chunk of clit?

 

[Beaker]

I was looking for: "Technically, you're sauteed."

Sorry, I just love the Seinfeld to Newman line. But yeah, the sauteed line is next.

 

[mike311gd]

I was looking for: "Technically, you're sauteed."

Sorry, I just love the Seinfeld to Newman line. But yeah, the sauteed line is next.

That's one of my favorite episodes in the series.

 

[old_tony]

Sorry I missed this thread two days ago, but the question must be asked: With their family's noted penchant for self-surgery, does anyone think the letter could have been written by Chef's wife?

 

[imjustagirl]

Sorry I missed this thread two days ago, but the question must be asked: With his noted penchant for self-surgery, does anyone think the letter could have been written by Chef?

Fixed.

 

[mike311gd]

Where is Chef?